Rob - Rezensionen

Absolute garbage, and as bad as people say. Granted I did ride in a wheel seat for the full experience, but this thing is trash. It's rough, doesn't achieve anything, and while yes it does randomly st...

Absolute garbage, and as bad as people say. Granted I did ride in a wheel seat for the full experience, but this thing is trash. It's rough, doesn't achieve anything, and while yes it does randomly stop becoming rough near the end of the layout, it then becomes a pointless meander devoid of any force or purpose. Useless.

Sadly weaker than Chill, this side sacrifices those nice pops of airtime in favour for some unimpressively repetitive and forceless rolls. You do feel every track connection which results in a "thump ...

Sadly weaker than Chill, this side sacrifices those nice pops of airtime in favour for some unimpressively repetitive and forceless rolls. You do feel every track connection which results in a "thump thump thump" as you progress through the layout, but the interactions are genuinely really fun especially nearer the back where you get a better view of the train that you're dancing with.

I was surprised when I ended up enjoying this side far more than Thrill - a deeper variety in forces, this one is full of airtime which Thrill lacks badly, blending in some nice positives as well. Unf...

I was surprised when I ended up enjoying this side far more than Thrill - a deeper variety in forces, this one is full of airtime which Thrill lacks badly, blending in some nice positives as well. Unfortunately you do feel every track connection which results in a "thump thump thump" as you progress through the layout, but the interactions are genuinely really fun especially nearer the back where you get a better view of the train that you're dancing with.

Unfortunately the more I ride Hyperia the less I like it. Every ride results in a new bone to pick, with my two most recent rides causing it to drop quite substantially, enough for it to lose the crow...

Unfortunately the more I ride Hyperia the less I like it. Every ride results in a new bone to pick, with my two most recent rides causing it to drop quite substantially, enough for it to lose the crown as my favourite UK coaster. While my first ever rides on this were phenomenal in the best way possible, future rides cause me to appreciate it less than I used to. I started to have more issues with the trims, the banked hill after the trims, generally the whole ending sequence. As I rode it more the power of the elements started to wear off, they feel like they prioritise size over performance now. The outerbank used to be mind-blowing, it just exists now. The immelmann used to be ridiculous with its headchopper, it just stopped hitting. I barely remember the stall now. The drop feels like it could've had more whip & peril. Everything after the stall feels so unconventional in the bad way, it might be my least favourite ending on any coaster now. The rattle is pretty bad in the valleys too and I just come off unsatisfied with a headache now. Writing this review has been incredibly unsatisfying with me hating every aspect of the fact that I enjoy it less on every ride. I desperately want to join my friends in raving about how brilliant it is but now I have to be the odd one out, the contrarian, the troll who says "actually it's not that good". I wish every ride was like my first where it blew my mind to pieces, I constantly come back to Thorpe in hopes of redemption and getting that first-time-feeling back which doesn't arrive. I suppose it's achieved something incredible where despite me not liking it as much as I'd hoped I always see if I can get back on it to decipher if these thoughts really are *my* thoughts. It's probably denial or something.

The POVs of this thing look deceptively intense but remember this is still a modern family coaster from Vekoma. It is utterly devoid of any force ever, but if you are able to look past its surprisingl...

The POVs of this thing look deceptively intense but remember this is still a modern family coaster from Vekoma. It is utterly devoid of any force ever, but if you are able to look past its surprisingly tame experience, it's an excellent ride with fast pacing (which felt better towards the back) and great theming. It is unbelievably smooth too and DOES NOT slow down - it keeps ALL of its speed throughout the entire ride which was highly impressive.

I love how loose the shoulder restraint is and the ungodly gap between you and the bar as a result. Combine this with slowing down significantly during the loop and you feel yourself coming up multipl...

I love how loose the shoulder restraint is and the ungodly gap between you and the bar as a result. Combine this with slowing down significantly during the loop and you feel yourself coming up multiple inches from your seat which is highly entertaining. The rest of the ride is absolutely nothing special and completely forceless, but that loop hangtime is something to remember.

It's nice to get back on this after almost a decade. The first half is fantastic with it's loops, but unfortunately fizzles out a bit from the tunnel as the rolls afterwards are taken a little too slo...

It's nice to get back on this after almost a decade. The first half is fantastic with it's loops, but unfortunately fizzles out a bit from the tunnel as the rolls afterwards are taken a little too slowly to be notable.

The low turns were great and that sideways hill was fun too, but nothing else really stood out. It's nice to have done another new Vekoma as well as Fønix, but this really didn't leave much impression...

The low turns were great and that sideways hill was fun too, but nothing else really stood out. It's nice to have done another new Vekoma as well as Fønix, but this really didn't leave much impression on me and I remain a little skeptical of this ride type. Lech - you're next.

Stall was a little underwhelming as well as the wave turn but it was running slow due to winter (but I don't think the ride speeding up will improve the stall). Definitely prefer back over front. Ever...

Stall was a little underwhelming as well as the wave turn but it was running slow due to winter (but I don't think the ride speeding up will improve the stall). Definitely prefer back over front. Everything from the roll into the structure to the final inversion is BT far my favourite part of the ride with strong airtime and a whippy twisted hill.

That first lift and drop sequence is TERRIFYING, but the restraint that pushes heavily onto your stomach is pretty uncomfortable and the layout is a little weak consisting of just two overbanks and an...

That first lift and drop sequence is TERRIFYING, but the restraint that pushes heavily onto your stomach is pretty uncomfortable and the layout is a little weak consisting of just two overbanks and an airtime hill. Feels like more of a "proof of concept" ride that the X Car can be more than just a sky loop, and it's a bit of a shame that the concept wasn't explored more.

By a landslide, Maurer's best coaster so far out of the ones I've ridden. Tarantula is a fantastic and extremely strong example of a spinning coaster with highlights throughout the entire ride includi...

By a landslide, Maurer's best coaster so far out of the ones I've ridden. Tarantula is a fantastic and extremely strong example of a spinning coaster with highlights throughout the entire ride including a massive drop somewhere in the middle that just sends you out there. A bucketload of fun and easily my favourite coaster in the park.

Judging by past reviews and comparing it to my ride, seems like they've fixed up this ride a lot as the majority of the coaster is now fairly smooth throughout, still needs a bit of work in the first ...

Judging by past reviews and comparing it to my ride, seems like they've fixed up this ride a lot as the majority of the coaster is now fairly smooth throughout, still needs a bit of work in the first half but nothing terrible. But it just makes you realise that the smooth bits are pitifully boring and that the coaster does a depressing amount of nothing with the thousands of feet of track that it's been given. It's a scream of missed potential in the worst possible way, and a wooden coaster of this comical size really should be at least a little bit more exciting than this.

The floorless coaster was a promising concept for me, but after being underwhelmed with the idea while riding Daemonen at Tivoli Gardens, I thought the issue was that I wasn't overly enamoured by the ...

The floorless coaster was a promising concept for me, but after being underwhelmed with the idea while riding Daemonen at Tivoli Gardens, I thought the issue was that I wasn't overly enamoured by the seating position as I was in the back row and couldn't "see" that I was floorless, so for this coaster I tried the front. And it's very much just... a normal ride just your feet dangle and the track's beneath you. The idea of a floorless coaster is cool to think about if you've never done the model before, but I came off wishing more. Anyway, the ride itself ran just one train and while the first drop was awesome what quickly followed was a very consistent rattle across the entire ride which made for a badly uncomfortable experience that just wasn't very enjoyable to go through which is a shame considering the sheer size of this ride. The Zero G Roll is almost perfectly executed, but once again let down by the shakiness of the ride. The airtime hill was excellent, but things quickly went downhill again but thankfully ended on a high note with the helices that tracked surprisingly well compared to the rest of the ride. Overall, Superman was a pretty major let-down with few moments of smoothness in a rattly layout that had the potential to be an awesome ride had more of it not been a shopping trolley simulator.