Coaster reviews

Theming Inversions Pace Capacity

Wow. That was my first impression of the ride. Smiler at Alton Towers might just be the best of the compact coasters out there. The theme of this ride is the creepiest of any ride by far, even scarier than Oblivion just across the path. The marmaliser is truly a sight to behold as one may wonder how the engineers integrated such a huge sculpture in the middle of an already compact coaster. Then the optical illusion section indoors was very fun to look at. However once you approach the station everything takes a much darker turn as you hear audio cues regarding a "correctional process." The theme even continues through the exit path, which is a demented dark funhouse meant to throw off your senses once and for all. It is something straight out of an psychological horror movie and would never fly here in America. Regarding the ride, I find it to be a love it or hate it with most people. Personally I love it. The fact that fourteen inversions were incorporated into the layout and yet the ride doesn't seem repetitive the way some other looping coasters do. There are even two small bunny hops which help to break up the inversions even further. I absolutely recommend riding this at least once.

Theming Fun Smoothness Too short Dead spots

I didn't have the highest of expectations with Th13teen going in, and I found a good little coaster. I liked the tesla coil in the line that randomly turned on every so often. Much to my surprise Th13teen ran very smooth with no jarring whatsoever. It's very scenic slaloming through the woods, even if Runaway Mine Train did it better. The drop track for me was the highlight of the ride and seemed to yank riders down faster than gravity. Just as quickly as it started it ended. Give it a go.

Lap Bar Fun Layout

This was the last coaster I rode at Alton Towers. I found Runaway Mine Train to be a great scenic ride that really lets you take in the forest and hills of Alton Towers. This ride has only a buzz bar and it is a lot of fun sliding around in the bench seats. One part of the ride parallels Congo River Rapids and runs alongside it through a tunnel. It never has a long line, so ride it on your visit.

Airtimes Launch Capacity

Out of all the coasters at Alton Towers, Rita had the longest line. If you want to ride Rita, I'd say do it first thing in the morning. As far as the ride goes it's quite good. Hydraulic launches are my favorite and Rita's kicks off the ride on a high note. After that intense launch the coaster goes into a figure eight pattern with floater airtime hills in between the turns. After a few of those the ride ends, however it doesn't feel short the same way some other rides (Oblivion) do. I'd say it's the sleeper hit of Alton Towers.

First Drop Theming Intensity Too short

B&M's prototype dive machine is one of their weaker coasters (especially considering Air, another prototype is a much more complete ride). However that does not stop the ride from being fun. The theming in this ride is incredibly dark. As you wait in line, a preshow plays of two men debating the safety of the ride. I absolutely love this type of sinister theme. The main part of the ride is the drop and being a dive machine the drop is great. As you enter the deep tunnel you will feel a good moment of intense positive g force. Unfortunately once you exit said tunnel the ride is over. It would have been nice to have at least another element before the brake run. It's not the greatest ride at Alton Towers, but you'll have fun.

Theming Pace Intensity

It seems like B&M inverted coasters are everywhere. Normally they are huge steel coasters that can be seen from far away. Nemesis breaks that rule and spends its time low to the ground sweeping around the terrain. The theming on this ride is incredible from the blood red water to the monstrous design of the station. This coaster packs a mean wallop from start to finish and never lets up. A particularly intense moment comes in the beginning where the train spirals down into a trench, then hops up into a zero g roll. The vertical loop is also very intense. It is also a glossy smooth ride. In my opinion this is the greatest coaster at Alton Towers. Do not miss this one.

Location Fun Smoothness Dead spots

B&M Flying coasters are always good rides. That is exactly the case with the prototype, Air, at Alton Towers. Air isn't the most intense of the B&M flying coasters but in my opinion captures the feeling of flight better than any coaster out there. Gliding over the hilly terrain of Alton Towers brings a smile to my face every time. I can't recommend this ride enough, it is very overlooked since it is located in the very back of the park. It really is an experience you won't forget.

Nice surprise! Location Layout Capacity

A mountain coaster with a gorgeous setting in the rainforest. The layout stays low to the ground and hugs the terrain well. The Bobsled also has a few moments of ejector airtime. When visiting Jamaica I'd say give it a ride. The one seater cars can lead to long lines though.

このアトラクションは後ろ向きの急ブレーキと前向きの急ブレーキがあるので、後ろ向きの時はアクアトピア、前向きの時はモンスターズインクを連想できます

2人で訪れた時は1人は席を確保してもう1人はロッカーに荷物入れると最前列が取りやすい