Coaster reviews

Nice surprise! Fun Ejectors Launch Pointless Layout

I have a very, very tough time ranking or rating this coaster. On one hand, the execution is very good once the ride gets going, and my first experience with the dreaded comfort collar was pleasant, so it's really, really tough to be hard on this ride in general. On the other hand, I struggle to determine who the coaster is *for*, exactly. The launch is uninspiring as a signature moment to tie everything together and there's no coherent idea behind the rest of the layout.

Inversions Location Layout Dead spots

See, THIS is how you do a B&M Floorless coaster. This definitely feels like a Superman adventure in scale, assisted by that gorgeous quarry wall next door. The wind-down from larger to smaller elements is also well-managed. Would appreciate a little more OOMPH, but it's not the end of the world.

Theming Launch Fun Disappointing! Layout

Beautiful by most standards, not DIsney standards - maybe Everybody Wants to Rule The World kicking in set my expectations too high for the atmosphere. The spinning and launch are phenomenal, but the shaping and even general layout completely lack Sauce.

Airtimes Pace Intensity Too short Layout

Feels like a parody of RMC in all the best and worst ways. The relentless force on this baby is insane and top-10 worthy. The PREDROP would be a highlight of almost any coaster in the world. The ride has a fatal flaw, though - the layout goes past variety and into incoherence. I rarely complain about the length of coasters, but combined with the lack of apparent direction, it feels like Wonder Woman is over before it really gets going.

Theming Launch Layout Airtimes

Sleeper second-best in the park. Chef's kiss on the laterals and the inversions are super fun. Complete dearth of airtime (acceptable only because the actual focuses of the ride are so well-executed) and the launch is good but not great.

Disappointing! Pointless Dead spots

Pleasant lateral whip on the first drop, but literally nothing of note besides that. It's a kiddie coaster, but you can absolutely do more within those bounds and this just feels half-arsed.

Nice surprise! Fun Smoothness Too short Airtimes

It's just a cute little spinning coaster, but manages the mouse layout pretty well. Not a lot of Sauce to it.

Airtimes Rattle Discomfort

Cute ride with shockingly good shaping, but no other coaster (not even a Vekoma) has hurt my elbow or hurt for days afterwards.

Nice surprise! Intensity Layout Rattle

Probably the most wild wooden coaster I've ridden. Famous for the inversion but the overbanks steal the show - there's not much airtime but there doesn't need to be. Restraint concerns are way, way overblown. PLEASE give this some TLC, it should not be this rough barely five years in.

Inversions Comfort Duration Pointless Dead spots Layout

You get a smattering of very good B&M inversions with no particular rhyme or reason. If you like coaster elements in a vacuum, this is the ride for you, but this hardly qualifies as an experience despite the length. Only memorable moment is that beautifully deranged first corkscrew.