Coaster reviews

Airtimes First Drop Lap Bar Too short

One of the shorter B&M Hypers out there. Very fun airtime machine, but vastly overshadowed by Skyrush.

Kiddie coaster credit. Expect nothing.

Fun Dead spots Layout

East-coast Revolution, also a worse Revolution. Still fun, and it's nice to get some perspective on how far the industry has come now and then.

Inversions Location Dead spots Layout

B&M invert with a middling layout, but a stunning location. The terrain is used quite well, and more than makes up for the layout.

Airtimes Fun Layout

Very very fun dueling woodie. Operations were very good, and the layout sure didn't disappoint. Be sure to ride both sides! (this side seemed to win every time when I visited ;-) )

Airtimes Fun Layout

Very very fun dueling woodie. Operations were very good, and the layout sure didn't disappoint. Be sure to ride both sides!

Fun Rattle Discomfort

Rode on the last weekend of operations, sweet Jesus was she rough. I enjoyed my ride, but it was a definite so-bad-it's-good kind of thing; that massive layout felt like a minute long car crash. I got off smiling, but most people were happy it'd be closing. Can't wait to see what becomes of her!

Yep, that's a wild mouse!

Location Smoothness Dead spots

Minetrain kiddie coaster. Quite boring for my blood, but probably fantastic for getting little ones on their first "big" ride.

Masterpiece Intensity Ejectors

Transcendental, oppressive, eye-opening, unwavering. This ride blew my mind with how insanely intense it was. I honestly cannot believe they actually built this thing and let regular people ride it. When you hit those final brakes you either only hear other thoosies blowing their top over how incredible the ride was, or people complaining that the ride about snapped them in half. Know what you're getting into, this ride will not relent for you.

Airtimes Launch Layout Harness

Xcelerator with a layout! Phenomenal ride, all I wish is that it had Xcelerator's lapbars.

Fun Capacity

I'm a sucker for spinning rides so I kinda liked this one. Capacity really sucked, but this was also one of the only rides to operate the whole (very very wet and rainy) day when most of the rides were closed. So at least you have something to do if the sky decides to open up on you.

Airtimes First Drop Capacity Harness

Very fun/intense first drop and layout, but the harness isn't the best and the capacity is surprisingly low even when multiple trains are being sent. What looked like a very short queue turned into about a 45 minute wait, which ended up making a lot of sense when a quick Google search revealed that this thing has a max capacity of 850 riders an hour in perfect conditions.

Theming Fun Harness Capacity

Very very cool facelift to an otherwise perhaps overdone model. Capacity is still not the best due to it being a shuttle coaster, but the restraints are comfy and the theming is super cool! I'm a bit of a sucker for Boomerangs so all these nice touches really make this one a good experience for me.

Airtimes Pace Ejectors

Immensely fun and surprisingly decent capacity, this fantastic airtime machine makes a fantastic addition to the park.

It's a roller coaster.

Airtimes Masterpiece Duration

WOW! Voyage certainly lives up, and even exceeds, the hype surrounding it. An absolute enthusiast wet dream brought to life, Voyage really just has it all; it truly is just a titan of a woody, in every sense of the word. However if you're among the lucky to get those trimless nightrides that Holiwood Nights has to offer, you're in for a truly transcendental experience. That triple down without the trims... Sweet jesus.

Launch Pace Hangtime

Very unique (at time of riding) launched B&M. The launch is fantastic, the pacing is definitely more aggressive than your average Wing, and it's just so much fun. Tons of hangtime, tons of fun!

Intensity Disappointing! Discomfort

Lat machine. Personally not too into laterals so this is definitely below Raven for me. Still pretty intense and fun, if a bit uncomfortable at times. Disappointingly not much of an upgrade in terms of ride experience at Holiwood Nights.

Airtimes Pace Intensity Discomfort

Feels absolutely out of control as it hauls through its layout. People say it's too short but I honestly think the shortish length is nice, in that you hardly have time to think about anything by the time hit those final brakes. Airtime is good, pacing is very quick and intense, to a definite detriment of comfort. Holiwood Nights rides with you screaming through near pitch black woods, only lit by the moon and fireflies, is damn near transcendental.

Airtimes Intensity Ejectors

Incredible incredible incredible airtime machine. Absolutely gnarly airtime on this thing. Wow!

Harness Intensity Layout Rattle

It's really not that bad, y'all. The vests/lapbar restraints get rid of the headbanging that plagues the SLC model, which is pretty much the biggest issue. It's definitely not the smoothest SLC I've been on, but the new restraints really make all the difference in the world. I also kinda just like SLCs though so uhhhhhhhhhh...

Fun

Better than I was expecting, but nothing to write home about. Only mild airtime in the back.

Airtimes First Drop Fun

Excellent RMC that is exceptionally quick and aggressive for how small its footprint is. That rolling first drop is excellent, and the airtime is fantastic.

Fine for a family coaster.

Fun

I'm a huge sucker for spinning wild mouses.

Theming Smoothness

Cute but pretty bland otherwise. Skip unless you're creditwhoring.

Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

Surprisingly intense for a kiddie coaster, had a big grin on my face the whole time. If the park is super dead you might as well.

Fun Duration

Still got some of that lovable Hopkins jank like its brother, but not as fun. You also go around twice, so that's pretty cool.

Lap Bar Fun Intensity Discomfort

Very obvious that this ride was made by a log flume manufacturing company on the cheap, and I love it. The jank elevates an otherwise standard smallish looper into something memorable and fun. Best in the back.