Coaster reviews
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Location Smoothness Pointless
It’s got a cool location in the woods and over a creek, but other than that it’s just your average vekoma junior coaster, smooth and boring.
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Theming Smoothness Capacity Pointless
Just your average kiddie coaster spruced up with theming, but that comes at the cost of a longer wait time.
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Smoothness Pointless
Really just another credit but at least it’s smooth.
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Smoothness Pointless
Doesn’t do anything but at least it doesn’t beat you up.
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Smoothness Pointless
My first coaster so that’s good. From what I remember it was a smooth ride but didn’t really do anything, definitely an above average kiddie coaster though.
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Fun Pointless
One of the better kiddie coasters with those sort of fun hills but still doesn’t really do anything.
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Location Pointless
It’s completely over water so that’s different. Plus it’s an E&F Miler so it’s an above average kiddie coaster but it’s still just a kiddie coaster at the end of the day.
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Location Pointless
It’s kind of tucked in the woods and it’s an E&F Miler so it’s one of the better kiddie coasters I’ve ridden but it still doesn’t really do anything.
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Fun Discomfort
It’s probably the best kiddie coaster I’ve ridden because of those hills that sort of bounce you, I wouldn’t really call it airtime but it’s still fun but at the same time those hills sort of hurt. Some people definitely overrate because for me it’s still just a kiddie coaster.
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Location Discomfort Pointless
A completely forceless ride with a couple of horrendous transitions. At least it looks in its wooded location.
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Theming Duration Rattle Pointless
It’s a long ride with some surprising theming but it does absolutely nothing in terms of the actual ride and it isn’t the smoothest coaster either.
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Location Pointless
It’s got a nice wooded location but the ride itself does nothing. At least it doesn’t really have any jerky transitions.
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Theming Pointless
It’s a rare credit that in very lucky to have. It doesn’t pull any forces but at least you can relax and enjoy all of the Jurassic park theming around you.
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Location Pointless
It’s slow and does nothing but at least it’s fairly comfortable and it looks nice in the woods.
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Pointless
One of the first coasters I rode so that’s cool but it’s a very boring and pointless coaster.
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Pointless
It just really doesn’t do anything but it’s fairly comfortable at least.
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Pointless
Just a family woodie so it really doesn’t do anything. It isn’t inherently terrible though.
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Theming Pointless
It has cool theming but the actual ride itself does nothing at all.
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Smoothness Pointless Airtimes
This ride literally does nothing.
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Smoothness Pointless Airtimes
This ride literally does nothing.
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Smoothness Disappointing! Pointless Airtimes
This coaster has literally no force.
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Rattle Dead spots Layout
It has 1 nice floater hill but the rest of the ride is slow, forceless and even is rough at points. I’m not sure how this side is so much worse than the other one but it is.
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Location Dead spots
It’s a cool looking ride but it’s very slow and boring.
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Capacity Comfort Smoothness Disappointing! Pointless Airtimes
This coaster pulls absolutely zero force and feels like it will valley on most of the hills. However it’s a very smooth and comfortable ride so it’s a great monorail. Overall one of the most overrated and boring coasters I’ve ridden.
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Layout Rattle Dead spots
The layout is kind of cool but there is a bunch of boring spots and it’s one of the roughest coasters I’ve ridden.
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Fun Discomfort Layout
Probably one of my least favorite wild mice, it has some enjoyable moments but just bland overall and the metal lap bar and sides of the train can hurt your legs on the turns.
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Fun Layout
Pretty average wild mouse, fun laterals but bland layout and just sub par ride overall.
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Fun Discomfort Layout
It has a decent fun factor to it with the large first drop and laterals but it really does nothing special at all. Some of the brake runs hit hard and hurt as well.
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Fun Discomfort Layout
This is one of the most uncomfortable wild mice I’ve ridden but it also is more forceful than most wild mice I’ve ridden so I do rank it higher than a lot of them but the ride is still nothing special at all.
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Ejectors Rattle Dead spots Layout
The ride is forceless and boring, has a very basic and bland layout and is ridiculously rough. Luckily the final hill gives a great ejector pop which saves the ride from being one of my least favorite.