Coaster reviews

Theming Comfort Smoothness Airtimes Dead spots

Th13teen is a great family thrill coaster. Maybe if it wasn’t for those trim brakes on the first drop and the tight restraints then it would have some good airtime on the airtime hills. Bit of a short one but a decent ride. The track drop and the electricity wires would probably surprise you if you’re riding for the first time

Launch Intensity Harness Discomfort Dead spots

Very controversial ride this one. On blue train it’s not that bad, not rough but not smooth. Slightly uncomfortable but it’s bearable. Needs lap bars. Purple train however is unbearably rough and uncomfortable. I think Rita needs new trains with lap bars ASAP or they just knock it down and replace it with an Intamin blitz or something. Really don’t know

Airtimes Inversions Duration

In my personal opinion, the smiler is very overhated this year. The last 4 inversions do contain some rattle but that doesn’t matter the rest of the ride is smooth and brilliant, the theming the duration the airtime is amazing and the fact that it’s just a world record as well does the job for me.

First Drop Location Intensity

Oblivion is so underrated. I don’t care how long the ride is, it does one thing and it does it perfectly. The drop is very intense and even though it isn’t vertical (despite it feels like it) it still packs a punch and it’s one of the best rides in the UK

Comfort Fun Smoothness Dead spots Intensity

Galactica is a great ride, very smooth and a good stepping stone for those wanting to overcome their fear of coasters. Don't expect anything intense its just a smooth and enjoyable ride

Airtimes Theming Discomfort

Good ride, nice moments of airtime and the theming is incredible, just feel like this ride is very overrated, its also a little uncomfortable. Not a bad ride just really overrated for me

Airtimes Intensity Ejectors

The most underrated ride in the UK. those ejectors are absolutely insane, I feel like I'm gonna die every time.

Theming Inversions Intensity

The best coaster in the UK. Gotta love a whippy invert that's relentless in what it does. Incredible ride, there's even some airtime on the first drop. Love it so much

First Drop Location Duration Discomfort Airtimes

Very disappointing that this is the UKs tallest coaster, it has a good first drop and that's it. Its a boring monorail after that

Theming Fun Duration Dead spots

A classic ride, and a childhood coaster of mine.