Coaster reviews

Fun

Don't remember much about this one.

Comfort Fun

The loop was the best part -- of course.

Rattle

Hated this thing. Thank god it closed. RMC ahoy!!

Inversions Intensity

I don't remember much about the coasters on this trip, but I do remember an inversion on this ride that made me scared I was gonna fall out.

Airtimes Fun

I rode this one 6 times. Defo better than the SFNE Superman hyper, due to the better restraints. I copped a ride in the front row at one point, and lemme tell you: I felt like I WAS the Man of Steel, flying fluid and free. Also, the announcer spiel is Tansit from Space Ghost Coast to Coast (if anyone watches / remembers that.)

Theming Fun

Nice laterals for a kiddie credit. Love the theming too, as a fan of Looney Tunes. I helped a girl overcome her fears on this ride.

First Drop Inversions Hangtime

This ride was great. Nice theming, nice inversions (especially that stall!) The beyond-vertical drop is great, too, and gets you feeling like you're exiting a B&M invert loop. The scariest part is the lift, but even then, it's not so bad. Highly recommended!

Inversions Harness Intensity Theming Discomfort

On my school trip to Great Adventure, a friend told me this ride wasn't that scary. So when I went back, I tried it. The harness is coumfy, and the pretzel loop is majestic, but the con of this ride is the FACE DOWN FEELING. Absolutely EXCRUCIATING on the brake run. It's not bad when you're in motion, however. It does feel like you're flying. Also, Brainiac in the queue looks weird AF. He should have been his DCAU incarnation.

Inversions Headbanging

It's a conversion of a stand-up coaster. Of course there's headbanging. I did like the inversions, though, even if they're cookie-cutter.

Fun Ejectors

Fun little woodie from Paragon Park. Copped a ride in the back row. Love the ejector!

Rattle

RMC THIS IMMEDIATELY.

Fun Intensity Intensity

I have a love-hate relationship with the intense spinning on this one.

Launch Fun Intensity

My other favourite ride here. I rode 4 times. Love the forces on the launch and the inversions. The only problem is, the Premier launch noise made me cover my ears EVERY SINGLE TIME, as an autistic. And on my last ride, I sat with this preteen who threw up after the ride, while still in the train. Some got on me!

Intensity Smoothness

This was an OK ride. I was a bit daunted by the lay element, but once it reached the fly position, it was kinda like Superman Ultimate Flight. No rattle, despite other reviews. My ride was quite smooth. I sat in the middle so maybe that's why?

Inversions Intensity

I first heard of this ride in 2009, when it recently had been renamed Bizarro. This was my first time hearing about the character in general. I thought all the quotes in the audio were interesting back then. But I didn't get to ride it until 9 years later. It was great. The intense inversions, especially that sea serpent in the middle, made me consider this ride a favourite. I didn't ride it again until October 2021, since it was closed on Autism Day 2019. After that, the next time I rode it was in June 2022, as Medusa. Better theming than Bizarro, TBH. This is coming from a DC nerd. It could have got rethemed to Medusa from Birdman, however. Haha.

Inversions Fun Intensity Too short

It was September 29, 2018. After pussying out of several coasters, mom decided to take me to Six Flags Great Adventure for my birthday, since I hated myself for being a scaredy-cat. We get to the park, and we head in the direction of Cyborg Cyber Spin, since I thought Vic was hot (and still kinda do.) That was closed. But we saw Batman going nearby, and I decided to try that, knowing it couldn't be that scary. I got kinda nervous in the station, but I got on the ride and it disembarked. On the lift hill, I didn't know what to think. But as soon as we went down that drop, everything changed. Those lovely inversions, the whole intensity of the thing... I had my eyes closed, but I could feel it. It was like an adrenaline boost. Totally life-changing. As we were on the brake run, I shouted nothing but praise for the ride. I felt like I were Batman. I went on it again shortly thereafter. On my next trip, I rode it 5 times. For years it was my #1. Then I rode Steel Force at Dorney and Nitro, and this ride moved downwards on my list. But you never forget your first. And this was mine.

Theming Intensity Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

Green Lantern is one of my favourite superheroes, ever since he was voiced by Steven Blum in Injustice 2. So naturally, I got excited when I rode this coaster for the first time. I just remember it almost claimed ownership of my glasses. And then I rode it again on my next trip. This ride is TERRIBLE. When it was Chang at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom (RIP), it was pretty smooth, according to first-hand accounts. But when it got moved here, it developed the worst rattle I've ever seen that's not a Vekoma Boomerang. It's like a fucking metal concert on this thing. If MTV let them, they should rename it "Headbanger's Ball." Plus, the restraints. I always try to get a good ride, but since I get in the end seat, the op makes me fucking dangle from the bicycle seat, which is a violation of my lower half. I will say, the forces on this ride are quite good. And the less I say about Hal Jordan, the better. <3

First Drop Intensity Ejectors Rattle

I rode this on a school trip in 2018. I had previously only done Dark Knight and Skull Mountain, and thought this was gonna be a normal wooden coaster. When I got to the ride, I started thinking otherwise, but my teacher kept me going. Boy, did I not forget this ride. It has a KILLER first drop. I was in the second to back, commonly regarded as the best seat in the house, and I felt all the airtime. The second drop was just as insane. Ejector airtime was everywhere, making me jump joyfully out of my seat. However, it did shake me round quite a bit. When I got off, I swore I'd never do it again. You see, the rattle gave me a headache, and I didn't like the stomach drop. But my next trip to SFGAdv in September of that year saw me fall in love with the other coasters, and a trip to Dollywood this year got me over my fear of steep drops caused by this ride. I hope to ride it again!

Airtimes First Drop Fun

This ride is so fun! It has a great first drop, and lovely airtime. Alot of people in the ElToroRyan server say it sucks, but I don't care. It makes you feel like you're Superman, even more so than the actual Superman ride in the park.

Theming Launch Fun

Fun ride with a nice launch. The forces on the backwards launch made my whole body jerk forward. Nice theming too; I love firefighters, since a high school classmate of mine was one.

First Drop Fun Smoothness

This ride was GREAT! It felt like a B&M hyper combined with a B&M flyer. The drop was great, and I liked how smooth it was. Sadly, I had to take off my glasses before riding.

Airtimes Inversions Ejectors Lap Bar

Fun ride! Love the airtime on the inversions. Smooth layout and my #3 overall.

Airtimes First Drop Fun Lap Bar

First ride of the day, no wait. I loved it, even if I sat in the front (GP king, y'all.) It felt like Nitro, TBH. The airtime was similar. The lap bar minimized the airtime. I didn't feel comfy like I did on Nitro. Otherwise, good ride.

Fun

I got my ride earlier in the morning, when it hadn't warmed up, yet. I sat in the back, though.