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  • I'm NotHere vor 19 Tagen

    Airtimes Tempo Spaß

    Mystic Timbers is pure, distilled fun. This breakneck airtime machine rips through its layout, making for a surefire recipe of joy. I love the quick p...

  • I'm NotHere vor einem Monat

    Thematisierung Nette Überraschung! Spaß Unangenehm

    Adventure Express is one of the most underrated coasters I have ridden, and in the running for the best Mine Train Arrow ever made. Looking at the rid...

  • I'm NotHere vor 4 Monaten

    Inversionen Intensität Layout

    Banshee was a new type of B&M Invert. There is the obvious: the use of vest restraints over the manufacturer's older over-the-shoulder restraints, but...

  • I'm NotHere vor 4 Monaten

    Standort Tempo Spaß Airtimes

    Millenium Force is all about the speed, rushing through and above the peninsula's more secluded section while throwing all caution to the wind. It's n...

  • I'm NotHere vor 4 Monaten

    Inversionen Standort Intensität

    The first launched B&M Wing, and probably the model's best coaster. The launch that begins is not the most intense, but it still manages to be plenty ...

  • I'm NotHere vor 4 Monaten

    Airtimes Standort Intensität

    A monumental ride for both Holiday World and CCI, as it put the former on the map for many enthusiasts and marked the latter's first truly great coast...

  • I'm NotHere vor 4 Monaten

    Thematisierung Spaß Intensität

    It feels bizarre to say something like this, but I prefer Good Gravy the queue over Good Gravy the ride. The theming is so well done and so charming, ...

  • I'm NotHere vor 4 Monaten

    Thematisierung Rütteln Kapazität Unangenehm

    While the theming may be a nice touch, especially with the recent retheme around Cincinnati, do not be fooled. The ride starts out fine enough with th...

  • I'm NotHere vor 4 Monaten

    Thematisierung Rütteln Headbanging Unangenehm

    Even if Kings Island was my home park, I hadn't ridden this since 2019 because it typically gets one of the longest lines in the park for what I thoug...

  • I'm NotHere vor 5 Monaten

    I remember having fun on this as a little kid when I didn't know better, but I probably would have thought of this as rattly and boring had I ridden i...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Standort Intensität

    The last Suspended coaster Arrow made, and one that best understood the potential of the model, using its free-swinging ride vehicle to actually provi...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Thematisierung Spaß Kapazität

    Snoopy's Soap Box Racers is a nicely themed Vekoma Family Boomerang. The station (with its voiceover), ride vehicle, and tower by the first turn all c...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Inversionen Spaß

    Simply a solid, relatively compact Wing coaster here. There's really not too much to say about it: it gets the job done in a relatively fun package. T...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    My first ever Intamin credit was as a little kid. I'm so cool. Bet you thoosies can't say you rode Intamin's first. As I probably will never ride this...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Similar to Wilderness Run, I last rode this 15 years ago, and so the rating is just a rough guess on what I'd rate it just so I can keep up an accurat...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Rütteln Headbanging

    If this was just a kid's coaster with your typical forceless layout, that would be fine. It certainly wouldn't be great, but there would be nothing wo...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Spaß Unangenehm

    Woodstock Express is a wooden kiddie coaster that serves its purpose rather well. It's a good first introduction to airtime for the little ones, and i...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Spaß Rütteln

    It's a Wild Mouse. Yeah, it has a layout more focused on swooping turns to spin the car around, but it still doesn't really do anything for me, and th...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Airtimes Meisterwerk Dauer

    The Voyage, an odyssey of absolutely genius design that makes for one of the most epic roller coasters ever made. Perhaps my favorite part about the r...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    First Drop Headbanging Unangenehm

    The Arrow Mega loopers are a dying breed, and they were already a dying breed by the time Vortex was closed in 2019. But there's a reason why all exce...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Airtimes Rütteln Dead spots

    Though a surprising number of people seem to like this 90s woodie, I don't really see why. Sure, it's got decent airtime, but the amount of turns here...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    First Drop Irrelevant Airtimes Intensität

    Valravn is, in a word, perfunctory. It's B&M on autopilot, lifelessly stringing together the elements of a Dive coaster because that's the way it's al...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Nette Überraschung! Ejectors

    Okay so imagine this: you are going to a fun center for a Christmas party, and you hear that the place you're going to installed a coaster not too lon...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Abschuss Intensität Unangenehm

    The most surreal riding experience of my entire life. The amount of context and drama that led up to my very riding of Top Thrill 2 - from the terribl...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Intensität Kapazität

    Mostly gets points for historical intrigue and rarity, since this is the only Jet Star 1 standing in America. Overall, it's pretty whippy, and has sig...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Meisterwerk Ejectors Dauer

    I don't really like the statement "I don't know what to say that hasn't already been said." To me, it feels like a cop-out, a maneuver when one is stu...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Spaß Hangtime Rückhaltebügel Unangenehm

    A Wild Mouse off its rocker, where every element is trying to be as disorientating as possible. The fun begins as soon as you climb the lift hill, whi...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Inversionen Nette Überraschung! Intensität

    I was pleasantly surprised with Rougarou, considering its reputation as one of the most forgettable coasters at Cedar Point. Now, it's not the greates...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Like Cobra's Curse, I rode this as I was just starting to get into coasters and so had an inflated opinion of the ride. I remember having a good time ...

  • I'm NotHere vor 6 Monaten

    Inversionen Intensität Dead spots

    Probably the coaster at Cedar Point that needs a rereride the most, as after certain point on the day I rode it, I was so overloaded with coasters tha...