Reseñas de montañas rusas

Intensidad Incomodidad ¡Romper en pedazos! Layout

Colossus at Thorpe Park. What a fucking mess. walking up to the ride, you get to see the literal shit covered track, manky and gross. all the ground around the ride is covered in litter and just dirt. You enter the hour plus queue because it has god awful capacity. you walk through the overgrown queue, passing by overfilled bins, more litter, but some decent shots of the coaster around you. you walk under a bridge into a cattlepen, no views of the ride, only cattlepen of people stupid enough to wait over an hour. you walk back under a manky bridge, and go pass a closed shop, and a prime view of black lift hill gunk. then you either get front row or every other row. Wait an extra 30 minutes on your wait already 30 min more than the advertised wait - but have a slightly less painful experience, or go in every other row and get assigned to the second row of a train because of course life hates you. You climb into a super cramped train, where anyone above the height of 5ft 2 will will have to awkwardly part their legs so you don't dislocate your knees on the row infront of you. Then pull down the stupidly heavy, bulky restraints, which you and the ride op need to pull down together because they're so heavy. So 5 minutes later you dispatch up the stupidly sluggish lift. you turn, getting a view of the infinitely better coaster (saw) right next to you, and it'll tease you with the fact Loggers leap is still standing. you go down the stupidly shallow drop, getting 1g of force in the back. Then you get to the bottom of the drop, and despite the decent force you feel, the could literally feels like it's going to fall apart like in a crappy cartoon. Then you go over a hill, with no airtime to speak of, and even if there was, the positives on the loop smashed to massive restraint so far down it's destroying your thighs. You enter the Cobra Roll, as your head gets smashed around all the way though the element until the jank exit. Then you enter the best part of the ride, the first corkscrew, you do get whipped through the element, which is rather fun if you brace yourself on you bulky restraint, but then there's the second one which is stupidly brutally rough. Then you crawl through a forgiving break in the pain, into the worst element(s) on any coaster I've ever experienced. The first Roll smashes your head to the side, and presses it the you head to the restraint like a vice, while your thighs are being brutalised with super sustained hangtime. the you fall back into your seat, just to have another super painful roll, then another, then another. Each worse than the last and. the you enter a brief moment of dread as the most sustained roll happens, smashing your head in the opposite direction. Then you crawl into the brakes, where you will have to wait for a stupidly long time due to the dreadful operations. Then you leave to go do something better.

Hangtime Torta Incomodidad ¡Romper en pedazos!

Une bouse costerienne à l'état pur. Avec au programme : Transitions foireuses, baffes à nous péter les cervicales et vibrations pour finir le travail, sans oublier un layout totalement vide d'intérêt mis à part le loop incliné qui nous délivre un hangtime vraiment génial, mais vite gâché par un shaping pourri nous délivrant une magnifique baffe des plus mémorables à la sortie de ce dernier. Je déconseille très fortement ce coaster

Airtimes Primera caída Obra maestra Capacidad

J'attendais de pouvoir rider ce coaster depuis de nombreuses années et je n'ai pas été déçu. Malgrès un débit effectivement TRES lent, EGF procure des instants de plaisir intense du début à la fin. Une first drop tout simplement extraordinaire et des airtimes comme jamais je n'en ai trouvé ailleurs pour le moment. Quelques légères vibrations, surement dûes à l'âge de la machine mais cela reste tout de même tres agréable.

Children’s ride ride in front row and was disappointed

Tematización ¡Buena sorpresa! Fun Capacidad

Not as good as the left track but I think it’s because i was in the middle behind a fat girl. No wait thanks to covid

Tematización ¡Buena sorpresa! Fun Capacidad

Walked on both alpha and omega thanks to an empty park from covid. Haven’t been on this since I was very very young and was pleased

Suavidad Tiempo muerto

Smoothies tried ever. Front row was a bit slow, back row was better.

Primera caída Lap Bar Fun

The Ride is a very great ride from somebody who lives in florida and has been to both fun spot parks and has riden both woodies over 25 times I'll have to give it to mine blower for being the more intense ride and thats good for me since i like intense coasters and the drop is very good in the back

Tematización Incomodidad

First of all, the queue is EXTREMELY long, but with nice theming and even some funhouse-style elements. The first drop is quite intense in the back row, with a very forceful airtime moment which you won't expect on such a small coaster. Unfortunately, the cars are extremely cramped, so my knee smashed against the handrailing during the airtime. The rest of the layout is a little rattly and nothing too spectacular...

Situación Layout

The layout is not super creative, but it doesn't have to be so, because this ride should be seen as an oldtimer (even with new trains which make this ride much better than with OSTR's). Besides that, the landscape around looks really nice.