Reseñas de montañas rusas

Airtimes Velocidad Duración

Super fun in the back row if you don't mind getting thrown around a bit (as expected with woodies), great airtime, whippy and surprisingly long ride.

¡Buena sorpresa! Fun Demasiado corto

I love spinning coasters and this was a fun one for sure, wish it was longer. Can be surprisingly whippy if you get good spins - possibly a hidden gem for spin enthusiasts. Photo is taken at a nonsensical moment (straight out the station at base of lift hill) so prepare a funny pose.

Kept me and my mum busy while my dad and older brother went on the dragon.

Tematización

Thought it was wild as a child, not sure how I'd feel today.

A lovely childhood memory but that's all there is to say.

¡Buena sorpresa! Fun

Such a fun indoor spinning coaster. Looks boring seeing the outside part and often has (or had - not sure if still an issue?) long queues but really surprised me as an adult and I regret missing out while a child.

Tematización Launch Intensidad

I thoroughly enjoy this ride, helped conquer some fears as a child (had no idea it was gonna launch and invert haha) and started a love for indoor rides.

Tematización ¡Buena sorpresa! Torta ¡Decepción!

Blew me away as a child to be honest (first outdoor inversions) - a great surprise. Was a little uncomfortable though.

Tematización Inversiones Intensidad Vibración

Rode not long before it became star wars themed and loved it, have ridden once since the change and still enjoyed the ride although it is a little old and rattly now, just another classic at Disneyland Paris.

Tematización Fun Duración

Absolute classic this one and genuinely a blast, favourite ride at Paris.

Torta Incomodidad

All I remember is being in tears as a child after heaving my head damn near caved in. Probably would find such a ride fun now.

Fun Duración Confiabilidad

To be honest I have no idea - my VR headest was stuck on the other train so I was watching the platform for 90% of the ride with not a clue what was going on. An interesting idea though but it does slow down operations a fair amount.

Tematización Fun Suavidad Demasiado corto Capacidad

My first and favourite boomerang. Great theming being next to Taron. Rode many times in a row since we got evening access to Taron and Raik as part of our hotel stay.

¡Buena sorpresa! Fun Suavidad Capacidad

My first spinning coaster and I absolutely loved it, also indoors which is another feature I like. Great fun for the family.

¡Buena sorpresa! Fun Suavidad Capacidad

My first spinning coaster and I absolutely loved it, also indoors which is another feature I like. Great fun for the family.

Tematización ¡Buena sorpresa! Fun Incomodidad

I love a good Vekoma Mine Train to be honest and this was a super fun ride.

Fun Intensidad Suavidad

Just a fantastic B&M invert, thoroughly enjoyed this ride and preferred it to Nemesis inferno at my home park (Thorpe Park).

Airtimes Launch Obra maestra

Oh man, what a ride. My first dual launch coaster (2019) and I absolutely loved it, theming was so good too as always with Phantasialand and the airtime wasn't too shabby either. Top 5 for me easily. As part of our hotel package we got exclusive access in the evening and it was just fantastic riding nearly 10 times in a row.

Fun

Absolute icon, kiddie coaster that we will never let die.

Tematización Fun ¡Decepción!

I like indoor coasters, I loved X to start the day and to just relax on. Well not anymore since the retheming, unfortunately. I try to avoid it maybe riding once to reminisce over our fallen soldier. The queue has now become a glorified hallway often devoid of life (supposed to be actors but usually not there). Theming is actually decent to be fair but the long corridors of doom annoy me.

Inversiones Intensidad Duración Torta Incomodidad

It's old but still fun, a true classic in the UK like Nemesis at Alton Towers (although Nemesis is still a top tier coaster). Can be painful but that's part of the fun for me.

Primera caída Tematización Fun Vibración

Love the theming, first drop is always thrilling but can be a tad uncomfortable. One of my favourite rides (sentimental), so I struggle to justify under 4 stars personally.

Velocidad Fun Intensidad

It's fun but objectively speaking probably not B&M's finest effort. Thorpe Park is my home park so I tend to be biased due to some great memories of early coaster experiences. I'll always remember inferno as my first invert - something I was nervous about and it was just such a great first experience. Personally prefer Black Mamba at Phantasialand but still a solid coaster nonetheless.

Primera caída Tematización Suavidad Demasiado corto

Buttery smooth B&M Wing Coaster, great fun - one of my "chill out" rides when queues are shorter. A firm favourite for sentimental reasons and I love the near misses - something I think B&M do really well.

Airtimes Launch Intensidad Demasiado corto

Nothing could prepare for the first time I rode Stealth, one of my favourites but a little short (understandably).

¡Buena sorpresa! Torta

My favourite SLC so far, surprisingly smooth (relatively speaking).

Vibración Torta Incomodidad

Probably my least favourite boomerang so far.

¡Buena sorpresa! Fun

Had an absolute blast, the cushioned seats prevented too much abuse but still had you wondering if each corner would be your last. Like bandit at MPG but much better seats in my opinion.

Tematización Fun Vibración

Weird pacing in the front row (train car) but perfectly enjoyable and has its whippy moments.

Fun Suavidad Layout Capacidad

Fun and whippy family ride, nothing crazy but had a good time reriding while Kondaa was struggling to remain open.