Reseñas de montañas rusas

Primera caída ¡Decepción! Incomodidad ¡Romper en pedazos!

had lots of potential and didn't live up to it at all. first drop was fun, the rest was the roughest shit ive ever been on. if you like this ride, you're crazy. this is the worst ride i've ever been on, let alone cedar point. i wish i could've been on this when it first came out, hopefully it wouldn't have been ROUGH. the tunnels weren't very rough but they were extremely loud and a bit uncomfortable, which i'll take instead of the jack hammering of this fucker. the tunnels feel like they tried to theme them, but i have no idea what to, and this ride has a weird name if you take out the height.

Airtimes Ejectors Vibración Demasiado corto

really rough, good airtime

Primera caída Torta ¡Decepción!

jack hammer GALORE. if you thought this was smooth, i guess we got WAY different seats, because i got front and back row on this and my brain fell out.

Situación Torta Demasiado corto Arnés

first 2 hills get my stomach, but it's just 2 hills, 1 loop, and 2 corkscrews. good for someone's first time upside down, but why would anyone care about going upside down? 90% of the time you feel absolutely nothing.

Tematización Situación Tiempo muerto

forceless, the animatronic at the end is a little creepy but the dog was cute.

Fun Torta Demasiado corto Capacidad

there's a 55% chance you get a fun ride and a 45% chance you get a ride where you just bang your head 14 times and break 7 ligaments

Airtimes Fun Obra maestra

AMAZING, a must ride for everyone, although it's a bit overhyped. it's the best at cedar point, but i'm not sure about the whole world.

Primera caída Fun Vibración Torta ¡Decepción!

this ride is ROUGH and overrated. it jolts you around like you're on a lightning bolt, which could be excused as "theming" by a psychopath.

Airtimes Fun

back row is amazing, MUCH better than lightning run. if you complain about head banging but think lightning run is better than this, you're a liar, a thief, and deserve to be arrested.

Inversiones Situación Suavidad

stretching out as far as you can during those keyholes is UNBEATABLE on a near miss element.