Joe Bord - Reviews

Why does this coaster only have a 36.7? This ride should be at least a 50. I love classic goodies. Especially this one. This ride is smooth too, as you float over the airtime hill. I also just love ho...

Why does this coaster only have a 36.7? This ride should be at least a 50. I love classic goodies. Especially this one. This ride is smooth too, as you float over the airtime hill. I also just love how you get to cross under the road and out of the park to reach the station. All in all. This classic wood coaster delivers in a fun ride and a smooth one too.

Ive been on 4 batman clones I don't know, but this one is just a lot rougher than the others. Seems like they don't give much love to this one anymore. They are always intense and give some good whip ...

Ive been on 4 batman clones I don't know, but this one is just a lot rougher than the others. Seems like they don't give much love to this one anymore. They are always intense and give some good whip and g force. Overall this batman is ok when the one in Georgia is good

As this ride is short, it really packs a punch. The first drop is awesome and flings you out of your seat. The reverse cobra roll is fun and whippy and gives good hangtime at the same time. The wave t...

As this ride is short, it really packs a punch. The first drop is awesome and flings you out of your seat. The reverse cobra roll is fun and whippy and gives good hangtime at the same time. The wave turn is my favorite part of the ride and gives good sideways airtime. The step up to the overbank is extremely strong and the overbank is whippy and fun. The zero-g roll gives good whip in the front and good hangtime in the back. The next 2 hills are strong pops of ejector and are very fun. You then go into an overbank that feels like the first one and then you twist into the break run.

This is was my first Schwartzkopf and the vertical loops really caught me by surprise. The first drop in the back is good. And the first loop gives you a good dose of positive gs. Shockwaves loops are...

This is was my first Schwartzkopf and the vertical loops really caught me by surprise. The first drop in the back is good. And the first loop gives you a good dose of positive gs. Shockwaves loops are better, but Mind Bender's are still fun. Whenever you ride back up, you get some good air in the front. The little dive thingy that six flags call a "loop", is very forceful, but very rough. I wouldn't call this whole ride rough, it's just a little shaky. The drop following the "loop" is fun in the back and gives you good airtime. Once again, as you rise back up and level out flat you get some good floater in the front. The next drop is once again good in the back and the loop following is forceful. Then you ride back up and turn into the brake run.

This ride is awesome. The lift hill gives you a great view of the park. That drop is underrated and ejected me out of my seat every time. The valleys are a bit rough, but I can still enjoy the g force...

This ride is awesome. The lift hill gives you a great view of the park. That drop is underrated and ejected me out of my seat every time. The valleys are a bit rough, but I can still enjoy the g forces on them. The first hill gives you some great sustained airtime. You then drop off the hill and bank left over the road. This turn gives you great positives and it's cool you you get to drive under it. The following hill is like the first, but better as you rise up with airtime and dive towards a dirty lake. You go up another airtime hill that's finished with a 540 degree helix. This helix is relatively forceful and fun. This helix isn't as good as Titan at Six Flags Over Texas's helix but is still a cool and unique way to turn around. The next hill gives you an extremely sustained 4 seconds of air. Following that is a horseshoe turn that looks and feels like an overly aggressive overbank. This leads you into the epic finale: 3 back to back ejector airtime hills. This is my favorite part of the ride. These hills don't mess around. Each one gives you stronger ejector that's the previous. After that is a little turn into a bunny hop that doesn't do much. Then you slide into the brakes

Why do I love this thing so much? Is it the sleek and smooth track, or feeling like you are surfing? The drops even give you a little airtime in the back of the train. Not to mention but this thing is...

Why do I love this thing so much? Is it the sleek and smooth track, or feeling like you are surfing? The drops even give you a little airtime in the back of the train. Not to mention but this thing is as smooth as glass. The wave turn into the corkscrew is a great moment. HIGHLY recommend. Even if you don't like standup, you should try this one out for sure. Make sure you bend your knees a little bit before the seats lock.

Fun eurofighter. The vertical lift is always scary and the drop has some decent airtime on it. The coaster is very smooth and has some fun inversions. The mid-course brakes do slow the car down, but t...

Fun eurofighter. The vertical lift is always scary and the drop has some decent airtime on it. The coaster is very smooth and has some fun inversions. The mid-course brakes do slow the car down, but that allows for some good hangtime. Overall, fun ride. Line can get quite long.

Wow. This was my first big coaster and this thing blew me away. I rode this ride way back when I was 10 and it definitely caught me by surprise. I hadn't really experienced much "free fall feeling" so...

Wow. This was my first big coaster and this thing blew me away. I rode this ride way back when I was 10 and it definitely caught me by surprise. I hadn't really experienced much "free fall feeling" so the drop made me feel like I was about to die.

This ride has great theming and is one of the best themed non Disney rides I've been on. This coaster has bad capacity, so expect to wait some. The restraints are not the best and the first drop and ...

This ride has great theming and is one of the best themed non Disney rides I've been on. This coaster has bad capacity, so expect to wait some. The restraints are not the best and the first drop and turn out the station gives some nasty headbanging. Great hangtime moment at the end!

This coaster has such good potential, but they took that potential and threw it in the dumpster. When you hear a park say that they want to build a 250-foot coaster, you expect it to be amazing, but n...

This coaster has such good potential, but they took that potential and threw it in the dumpster. When you hear a park say that they want to build a 250-foot coaster, you expect it to be amazing, but no. Not this one. This ride is still fun, but it could be better. The trains are fine but not as comfortable as B&M trains. The drop is Ok as it provides no airtime, but it lasts long is kinda cool. The turnaround gives you a panoramic view of the park and nearby stadiums and waterpark. Yo dive back down and experience a good floater airtime hill and the helix following is the highlight of the ride. The g forces fell completely illegal. I recommend flexing you legs and preforming the air force breathing technique to avoid a blackout. The discourse sucks and the next few turns are fun. The next helix is just as intense as the first and the ride ends shortly after that,

This ride is just fun. Also, it is cool that this was the first-ever mine train opening back in 1966. This was also the first six flags coaster. This ride is a bit rough and jerky, but still manages t...

This ride is just fun. Also, it is cool that this was the first-ever mine train opening back in 1966. This was also the first six flags coaster. This ride is a bit rough and jerky, but still manages to be kinda enjoyable.