François Bln - Reviews

I had been dreaming of riding this legendary coaster for a very long time, having always heard great things about Tonnerre 2 Zeus. Naturally, I was excited to finally experience it. Aaaaaand... Wha...

I had been dreaming of riding this legendary coaster for a very long time, having always heard great things about Tonnerre 2 Zeus. Naturally, I was excited to finally experience it. Aaaaaand... What a letdown. While the first drop is incredible, I’ve never been thrown around so violently in my life. I’ve never had a roller coaster leave me with back pain either, until T2Z. Even Goudurix feels smooth in comparison! This ride is just unbearably rough. It’s a real shame because the layout itself is fantastic, packed with small airtime hills and intense headchopper moments. But the excessive roughness completely ruined the experience.

Wonder Woman didn’t quite do it for me. The first drop? Super fun. But after that, the layout just felt like it was tossing me around in a way that wasn’t exactly enjoyable. It’s fast and dynamic, b...

Wonder Woman didn’t quite do it for me. The first drop? Super fun. But after that, the layout just felt like it was tossing me around in a way that wasn’t exactly enjoyable. It’s fast and dynamic, but not in a way that really clicked for me.That said, operations were impressively quick, so at least the wait was minimal. Still, overall, I didn’t enjoy this one as much as I hoped.

Full Throttle is pure fun from start to finish! The launch is smooth and punchy, but the real star of the show is that massive loop—the hangtime at the top is absolutely incredible. You just float the...

Full Throttle is pure fun from start to finish! The launch is smooth and punchy, but the real star of the show is that massive loop—the hangtime at the top is absolutely incredible. You just float there for what feels like forever before diving back down. The backwards launch add even more excitement. It’s not the longest ride, but every second is a blast. Definitely one of the most fun coasters at the park!

Tatsu is absolutely mind-blowing. I was stupidly scared when the seats tilted into flying position. That moment alone had me questioning all my life choices. The lift hill? Pure fear. I’m not great w...

Tatsu is absolutely mind-blowing. I was stupidly scared when the seats tilted into flying position. That moment alone had me questioning all my life choices. The lift hill? Pure fear. I’m not great with heights, so being suspended face-down that high up was terrifying, not gonna lie. But once the ride kicked in, it was a whole different story. The sensation of flying is unreal, and every twist and turn felt so smooth and exhilarating. And the pretzel loop… incredible. Easily one of the most intense elements I’ve ever experienced. Tatsu is pure adrenaline from start to finish—absolutely worth the fear!

Oh boy. X2 is absolutely insane—easily one of the most intense and fun coasters I’ve ever ridden. I was terrified on the lift hill, not knowing what to expect. But the moment we flipped face-firs...

Oh boy. X2 is absolutely insane—easily one of the most intense and fun coasters I’ve ever ridden. I was terrified on the lift hill, not knowing what to expect. But the moment we flipped face-first down, fear turned into pure excitement. The rotations, the drops, the pacing—it’s total chaos in the best way possible. I couldn’t stop laughing the entire ride because of how ridiculously good it is. X2 is unpredictable, intense, and an absolute must-ride. I’d do it again in a heartbeat! I was a bit disappointed that the flamethrowers and music weren’t working that day… but hey, that’s not why I wanted to ride it in the first place!

I absolutely LOVED Goliath—my first Giga coaster, and an experience I won’t forget anytime soon. I sat in the last row, and that first drop launches you into the air like crazy. The double helix at...

I absolutely LOVED Goliath—my first Giga coaster, and an experience I won’t forget anytime soon. I sat in the last row, and that first drop launches you into the air like crazy. The double helix at the end delivers some serious intensity (I even greyed out), and it’s an absolute blast. Sure, the mid-course brake run slows things down a bit, but honestly, it didn’t bother me much. My biggest complaint? The operations. Train dispatch took a solid five minutes, and despite it being a quiet day, I still waited over 45 minutes—meanwhile, coasters like X2 were a walk-on.

How is this thing still around? I rode Riddler’s Revenge for the first time today, and it was also my first stand-up coaster. I was expecting the standing position to add something unique, but ho...

How is this thing still around? I rode Riddler’s Revenge for the first time today, and it was also my first stand-up coaster. I was expecting the standing position to add something unique, but honestly, it just felt like a marketing gimmick. First off, it’s uncomfortable—the restraints are awful, even for someone tall like me (1.84m). Headbanging is guaranteed. Then there’s the rattle… this thing SHAKES like crazy. Out of all the coasters in the park, this was my least favorite. The layout might be fun, but the discomfort completely ruined the experience. People love to hate on Scream, but I’d take Scream over this any day—ten times over.

I'll be honest—I was pretty skeptical when I got on Viper’s train. I sat in the last row, fully expecting a nightmare of a ride… but to my surprise, it was an absolute blast! The intensity is insane...

I'll be honest—I was pretty skeptical when I got on Viper’s train. I sat in the last row, fully expecting a nightmare of a ride… but to my surprise, it was an absolute blast! The intensity is insane (I greyed out on the second loop), and the layout is uniquely designed. Sure, Viper isn’t the most comfortable ride, and some transitions are definitely rough, but considering its age, it’s really not that bad. Overall, I had a great time on Viper, and I wish more coasters from that era were still in operation!

Twisted Colossus was my first ride of the day at SFMM, and was my first RMC coaster too. What an amazing machine! This coast packs tons of airtime, incredible ejector moments... And that stall! My g...

Twisted Colossus was my first ride of the day at SFMM, and was my first RMC coaster too. What an amazing machine! This coast packs tons of airtime, incredible ejector moments... And that stall! My god. Incredible.