• Nyargleblargle

    Airtimes Vitesse Intensité Trop court Layout

    Feels like a parody of RMC in all the best and worst ways. The relentless force on this baby is insane and top-10 worthy. The PREDROP would be a highlight of almost any coaster in the world. The ride has a fatal flaw, though - the layout goes past variety and into incoherence. I rarely complain about the length of coasters, but combined with the lack of apparent direction, it feels like Wonder Woman is over before it really gets going.

  • Nyargleblargle

    Théma Launch Layout Airtimes

    Sleeper second-best in the park. Chef's kiss on the laterals and the inversions are super fun. Complete dearth of airtime (acceptable only because the actual focuses of the ride are so well-executed) and the launch is good but not great.

  • Nyargleblargle

    Déception ! Sans intérêt Temps mort

    Pleasant lateral whip on the first drop, but literally nothing of note besides that. It's a kiddie coaster, but you can absolutely do more within those bounds and this just feels half-arsed.

  • Nyargleblargle

    Bonne suprise ! Fun Fluidité Trop court Airtimes

    It's just a cute little spinning coaster, but manages the mouse layout pretty well. Not a lot of Sauce to it.

  • Nyargleblargle

    Airtimes Vibrations Inconfort

    Cute ride with shockingly good shaping, but no other coaster (not even a Vekoma) has hurt my elbow or hurt for days afterwards.

  • Nyargleblargle

    Bonne suprise ! Intensité Layout Vibrations

    Probably the most wild wooden coaster I've ridden. Famous for the inversion but the overbanks steal the show - there's not much airtime but there doesn't need to be. Restraint concerns are way, way overblown. PLEASE give this some TLC, it should not be this rough barely five years in.

  • Nyargleblargle

    Inversions Confort Longueur Sans intérêt Temps mort Layout

    You get a smattering of very good B&M inversions with no particular rhyme or reason. If you like coaster elements in a vacuum, this is the ride for you, but this hardly qualifies as an experience despite the length. Only memorable moment is that beautifully deranged first corkscrew.

  • Nyargleblargle

    Inversions Temps mort

    Probably the most creative take on a flying coaster I've ever experienced. Like it says above, those inversions are IMPRESSIVE, not just intensity-wise but in how they're placed and timed for high impact. Some disappointing moments force-wise, although that clearly wasn't the aim, and I would have liked to see them do more with the lake.

  • Nyargleblargle

    First Drop Vitesse Chef d'oeuvre

    This ride really makes you *feel* like a Mako shark. All jokes aside, both thrill and story-wise a great use of coaster forces to make a strong contender for the best coaster in the world. Every moment feels intentional and meaningful, and I can only say that for a handful of coasters.

  • Nyargleblargle

    Situation Intensité Ejectors Temps mort

    Beautiful little RMC. They were still obviously refining the element shaping, but the identity (and certainly the force) is there