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Lap Bar Intensité Layout Débit

Perhaps the strongest layout for a spinner I've seen. Just does pretty much everything it can do without going upside down, and lasts forever as well. I rate it high.

Inversions Vitesse Intensité Trop court

Does this thing get more and more intense every year? Because it certainly feels like it. I get my best ever rides on it year after year; it's consistently hauling. Especially the night rides are simply ridiculous. The thing just does not slow down but does end pretty quickly, although the prelift makes up for it. I absolutely hate the queue line for it though, anything over 60 feels like a dealbreaker because the cattlepen is simply nothing short of misery to stand in.

Lap Bar Confort

Will you keep your sanity during the queue line? Or will the overly cheerful guy going "ooh ooh ohhh NYAAAAHAHEHEHA" get to you and make you run off to something else? I succeeded, but I'm not sure if I'm still the same person

Théma Déception !

Used to be significantly higher in my ranks but the cars failed to unlock spinning leading me to follow the second half dead straight throughout. Hopefully I can get back on this and not suffer the same fate. Lighting is cool though.

Got a decent spin that was killed instantly after the third hairpin. Sad, but that's what you get when you're a single rider on these things.

Lap Bar Bonne suprise ! Intensité Débit Fiabilité

I'm not overreacting; I genuinely think this is an absolute top tier UK coaster. Fantastic out of control feeling, relentless throughout the layout, great pacing, and gains impressive speed considering its height. This thing spited me eight years ago, I returned for revenge, and it was worth it. Not many coasters achieve a genuine "lack of control" feeling: It throws you about and that's what I love so much about it. The minimal lap bar is a fantastic restraint, I could go on forever about why this might be the most underrated ride in the country but I'll cut things here.

First Drop Bonne suprise ! Ejectors

Similar story with Cat-o-Pillar; first drop in the back gives a good pop of borderline ejector airtime then the rest of the layout just kinda, yeah. I like the little dip before the main drop too. (I think I'm too easily amused by these types of things but I don't think that's a bad thing; all I know is that it could've been straight track and I'm glad it wasn't.)

Lap Bar Longueur Temps mort

I straight up do not remember a minute of this ride. The turnaround at the top of the lift is good, ..., .....? I don't remember it being rough or anything at all, just kinda, rode it and moved on. Admittedly this was pre-enthusiast so I don't know if I still hold this position towards the ride.

Bonne suprise ! Vitesse Layout

The interaction with the rapids is great, unique layout, has good speed and is just way too much fun in general.

Fun Longueur Temps mort

Since there are no seat dividers, riding this coaster can be quite the experience especially when you go solo. Think about it like the forces of your fairground twister. However the long train causes the ride to unnaturally speed up and slow down when it feels like it's not supposed to. Decent fun, but that's about it.

First Drop Inversions Hangtime

Great ride and tons of fun, but make sure to avoid the rightmost seat (especially in the front) as that seat can develop quite a bad rattle especially in the second half. Any seat that's not the very right makes for an incredibly fun coaster which can easily be done 5+ times per visit, so make sure to go for the left side of the train. You can actually get decent airtime on the first drop which is a nice bonus addition. It's a short but creative layout which makes great use of the small space it was given.

Harnais Longueur Sans intérêt Temps mort

Highly questionable but I never understood the barrage of hate this ride gets. I like it. The restraint gap adds a mild sense of peril which adds to the experience.

Théma Bonne suprise !

It's a nice change of pace from the 600 coasters of this model especially with its short bouts of onboard audio, the way the spinning unlocks, and the comical lift. While the differences are nice I unfortunately can't say it's significantly better than the standard mice but it's definitely above them at the least.

Bonne suprise ! Fun Fluidité Temps mort Layout Intensité

It's a lot smoother than I was expecting but I'm not rushing back to ride it as fast as possible.

First Drop Théma Temps mort Layout

First drop gives a nice pop of airtime in the back seat then the rest of the layout exists which is a figure 8 that does a whole load of nothing. I know that's getting pretty nitpicky because it's a family coaster, but it doesn't "do it" as well as the other Tivolis. Headchoppers are nice though. They get you good.

First Drop Inversions Hangtime Fiabilité

I was very surprised with how good this coaster was to say the least - it's ridiculously fun. There are a couple punches in the further back rows but the padded restraints and headrest make it much more bearable. People bash the layout for being "nothing but loops" and yes it could've had a couple more helices but that's not a deal-breaker. And the loops are really good anyway! The sidewinder has some good intensity to it.

Situation Fun

I'm shaking in my boots

Débit Situation Layout

Develops some interesting vibrations throughout the ride but doesn't detract from the ride experience.

Inversions Intensité Harnais Inconfort

I love the shocking amount of power and force this ride brings with its inversions and intensity but sadly becomes pretty uncomfortable in the meantime. The headbanging can contribute to this discomfort pretty significantly but that can be solved by just putting your head slightly forwards but that becomes the host of new - though slightly not as bad - issues with it.

Sans intérêt

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It gets humour points for being a really funny ride. It's one of those rides where you keep thinking "that was godawful" but then you slowly put the pieces together and remember/realise that it was pretty comedic.

Fun

I was expecting it to trim to hell - it didn't. I was expecting the comfort collars to be ridiculously uncomfortable - they weren't. I'll take it.

First Drop Intensité Ejectors

Unfiltered insanity from start to finish. Standing ejector, violent turns and a funhouse queue line that literally has funhouse props such as spinning platforms and logs over water that you need to stand on. I love it so, so much.

Intensité Fiabilité

This wasn't as bad as its Brighton counterpart but it was down for the entire day on my first Southport visit. A day later I tried for a second time and they got it up and running. Though it's a bit intense, it's nothing to rave about. There is a slight jolt in the last few turns at the end but nothing too bad.

Débit Fun Intensité Harnais Inconfort

The OTSRs come down pretty far and press on my shoulders quite a bit, plus the valleys are quite uncomfortable too. But the ending helix is pretty intense and fun. Also, THREE train ops on a Pinfari is an incredible job from the park; using the load/unload system to its full potential.

Fun

You can build with free use lego in the queue. 10/10.

Inversions Situation Layout

Pretty polarising ride for me; sometimes it has a strong rattle sometimes my head only hits the restraint 3-4 times. The latter just happened and honestly the ride was really fun.

Débit Inversions Vitesse Trop court Intensité

The soundtrack upgrade is something this ride DESPARATELY needed as it's done wonders for the area. Too bad there's too much talking and not enough rock music but it's still an upgrade. For the ride itself, front left... Oddly really good! It's still pretty badly lacking in intensity but I got the shock of my life when the helix into the corkscrew got me really close to greying out! That was super fun; too bad no other part of the ride even comes close to half of that level.

Théma Bonne suprise ! Harnais Trop court Débit

Was a fun little ride when I did it but I do remember coming off expecting more, even though this was pre-enthusiast days. However this was just the coaster part of the "full experience" of the attraction which was silly amounts of fun. Even if the coaster part was slightly less than I thought I'll take a rare model whenever I can. Love the trains as well.

Théma Bonne suprise ! Fun

I've heard the family boomerangs fizzle out in the backwards section but this one kept its speed pretty well. Very fun ride, and a lot better than I was expecting. The station flyover is a great idea too