Coaster Express • Parque Warner Madrid

Nice surprise! Fun Smoothness Capacity

If a couple of years ago I'd been told I'd ride Coaster Express with a loose lap bar and hands up (and enjoy it) I wouldn't have believed. My gosh, I knew the retrack had helped, but I never imagined it could be this good. There are a few spots were it still rattles a bit, but the rest is glossy smooth. Besides, now it loses less speed throughout the layout, so there are a couple of very weak floater moments where before there was nothing. I love wooden coasters and how they feel, and although this one isn't the best and isn't very thrilling, it's still a lot of fun to ride this massive coaster at such high speeds. No need to be more thrilling, there are already four intense coasters at the park. The only issue is the capacity. It's not really the staff's fault (they're not great, but not too bad), it's because of the ride design. Damn RCCA! That distant brake run, always with a complete stop (even with one train ops) and then too slow a return to the station.

Nice surprise! Duration Rattle Layout

I went in expecting a miserable ride experience, but I actually had some fun on it? There are a couple spots of legitimate roughness but most of it was just incredibly bouncy. The sense of speed is there, but there are some massive dead spots and not much force is present. Definitely try to get the front row for the smoothest ride. It isn't a great coaster by any means but it was nowhere near the abomination people make it out to be.

Capacity Theming Disappointing! Tear it down!

Sin palabras

Fun Layout Duration Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

I was super curious to try my first wooden rollercoaster! Unfortunately, the experience has been ruined by the vibrations of the train, almost unbearable. If it wasn't for them, the ride itself it's not that bad!

Duration Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

Do not use this coaster if you have neck problems or if you want to avoid having them.

Fun Layout Rattle Capacity Discomfort

I get why people hate it, it can be really painful, but I still enjoyed the ride and layout. The biggest downside of the ride is it's capacity, only one train and 40 min queue.

Lap Bar Intensity Smoothness Layout

Wow. I haven't ridden original CE but I can clearly see that the retracking surely helped! The same trains like on Colossos makes this coaster very enjoyable. There is only one part in the middle of the ride in the left curve when the train shakes but the rest is very smooth and easy to ride with hands over your head. I love how you can feel your cheeks moving thanks to big speeds of this coaster. Just the layout could be more interesting, for example with more airtime hills.

Rattle Discomfort

The worst coaster in the world! Unbearable pain!

Tear it down! Pointless Layout

What a piece of crap. It makes absolutely no sense. Zero forces. You're just sitting there, getting thrown from side to side, waiting for something to happen. I'd say RMC it but they probably don't have the money for that, so just tear it down already.

Harness Disappointing! Tear it down!

2 words: TORTURE MACHINE!

Rattle Discomfort

You see the coaster from the distance and all seems great: A big long wooden coaster. It couldn't be so bad! WRONG. From the moment you start the drop the rattle is so intense that you cant avoid being constantly hit by the seat back. From that early moment you can only pray that this torture ends fast. Spoiler alert: it doesnt. It's the longest wooden coaster in Europe! Someone somewhere was really having a laugh designing this coaster. You can have fun with this ride, though. Once you have experienced it you can always drag some unfortunate souls there and see them suffer. Just remember to bend forward to avoid hitting the seatback and minimize your back pain.

Disappointing! Discomfort

A total waste of wood. Not only does it rattle like hell, it also has a totally uninteresting layout.

Duration Rattle Layout

Duration Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Location Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

Capacity Duration Rattle Discomfort Pointless

Duration Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

Nice surprise! Comfort Duration Rattle Layout

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Fun Duration Rattle

Pointless

Duration Discomfort Tear it down! Layout

Duration Discomfort Tear it down!

Duration Rattle Capacity

Duration Rattle Discomfort

Nice surprise! Harness

Harness Duration Layout

Duration Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

Fun Harness Duration Dead spots Layout

Rattle Discomfort Pointless

Duration Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Lap Bar Location Rattle Tear it down! Pointless

Duration Discomfort Pointless Dead spots

Layout Rattle Capacity Tear it down!

Rattle Discomfort Pointless

Fun Harness Rattle Layout

Fun Duration Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Nice surprise! Fun Duration Rattle Tear it down!

Layout Ejectors Rattle

Fun Duration Rattle

Duration Rattle Disappointing! Discomfort

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Tear it down!

Duration Disappointing! Discomfort

Tear it down!

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Duration Rattle Tear it down! Layout

Harness Rattle Tear it down! Layout

Pace Layout Rattle

Discomfort

Pace Layout Duration Rattle

Harness Headbanging Discomfort Reliability

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Fun Rattle Discomfort

Layout Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

Headbanging Reliability

Disappointing! Discomfort Tear it down!

Theming Intensity Rattle Discomfort

Discomfort Tear it down! Pointless

Pace

Rattle Tear it down! Pointless

Rattle Capacity Tear it down!

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Fun Rattle Discomfort

Nice surprise! Headbanging Discomfort Pointless

Rattle Discomfort Layout

Rattle Harness Discomfort

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Lap Bar Rattle Discomfort Layout

Discomfort Layout

Rattle Tear it down! Pointless

Harness Disappointing! Discomfort

Rattle Tear it down!

Rattle Tear it down! Pointless

Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

Headbanging Tear it down! Pointless

Rattle Pointless Layout

Rattle Discomfort

Discomfort Tear it down! Pointless