Coaster reviews

Airtimes Inversions Masterpiece

This ride is the complete package of what rollercoasters can offer. It has brilliant hang-time, airtime, launches, inversions, forceful sections, spinning, and a very nice musical score to accompany it all. This ride is of unparalleled, world-class quality, a must-ride.

Headbanging Harness Discomfort

Would rate negative stars If I could. Riding the inside of a washing machine rolling down Mt Everest would probably be more fun than this torture device.

Fun Discomfort

Credit #67 Pros: -The drops are fun, and it kinda picks up speed in the 2nd half which was cool. My 1st CCI coaster! Cons: -If it wasn't for the little girl behind me screaming in my ear, I'd be fine. It's a little bumpy and tight too but still fun- by tightness I mean the employees stack everyone in a small station to the point you cannot move; pretty unprofessional if you ask me.

Launch Fun Intensity

Credit #68 Pros: -I like going fast. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Cons: -It's an inferior, less intense version of the TTD God at Cedar Point. Also, the back smells like cow poop; literally.

Nice surprise! Fun Intensity Theming

Credit #5 Pros: -For a family coaster, this has some intense moments which is really cool! Cons: -Needs a paint job, maybe like a light blue or teal? The grey track is pretty dull; not flattering.

Fun

Credit #4 Pros: -There's a bunch of these SBF spinning family rides in New Jersey. Cons: -Not too much to say about it, it's just there. Though the location of it sucks because it's jammed right next to the entrance.

Theming Duration Intensity

Credit #3 Pros: -Good for small kids and people that don't really like coasters. Cons: -Not intense at all; I found it pretty boring.

Theming Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

Credit #2 (Same with the Space Mountain review and like 9 other coasters lol) Pros: -This Vekoma was insane when I was dragged on to it. This was the one that started it all. Cons: -Can't think of any since every ride was flawless. Though it's down on my list since it's not really intense, and I'm a sucker for intensity. Still a 5 for me!

Theming Fun

Credit #1 (Not exactly my 1st coaster, it's just #1 on my Google Sheets lol.) Pros: -Like I put above, it's fun and has good theming. Cons: -It's not that dark inside, and this is before I had a strap for my glasses; I'm pretty blind, but yet I can see coaster tracks lmao.

First Drop Intensity Ejectors

Credit #14 Pros: -Well? Everything. Cons: -I'm too biased because this was my first big boy ride.