Coaster reviews

Disappointing!

Jesus clearly said in the bible, that we can't sin without regretting about sinning, so, as a christian, everytime i sin, i always regret about it, just like every christian does. For example: Yesterday i insulted my parents calling them bad words, but once i realised how wrong i was, i regretted about it and apologized to my parents, by telling them i would never call them bad words again. And so, most people would ask me: What does christianity have to do with a roller coaster? The reason for this is that as soon i approached Magic mountain, i thought it was a very fun ride to do, i was completely wrong, it bangs you over the shoulder restraints and nearly breaks your neck. Later the ride, i regretted about it, but i thout my regretting was completely USELESS, as, since i did the worst ride on the planet, i think jesus would not forgive me.

Headbanging Harness Discomfort

As an 12 year old who lives in lombardy, like almost every person who lives there, i went to Europark idroscalo, the first ride i did was the "Matterhorn" ride, which was fun, but little did i know about that "Jamming" Ride, i really wanted to try it and i thought it was super fun, but as soon as i approached that shit, i was already a bit nervous, because i thought it was super dizzy. When i got in the car, there were completely useless shoulder strap restraints, even though you would be completely safe with lap bar restraints. When the ride strated climbing the lift hill, i literally vomited, but on the first drop, i almost broke my neck, and the worst part, you do 2 laps around the track! Please, don't do it!