Reviews
  • Richard Aldridge 3 months ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Smoothness

    Rode this one in a duel at night and it was freaking incredible!

  • Richard Aldridge 3 months ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Smoothness

    Got to do a dueling ride during the day, and it was straight-up sublime! Felt like a life-changing experience

  • Richard Aldridge 3 months ago

    Theming Comfort Smoothness Too short Layout

    What this ride excels at is being super smooth and making fast turns that make you feel like you’re in control. There’s some great animatronics throug...

  • Richard Aldridge 3 months ago

    Theming Fun Rattle Capacity Discomfort

    Maaaaan, I was so hyped for this thing!! Super wobbly and uncomfortable though, and the 2-hr line (which was short for the day, as it was almost alway...

  • Richard Aldridge 3 months ago

    Launch Pace Intensity Theming

    Very fun ride, but the theming and decorations are very bare-bones after it starts moving

  • Richard Aldridge 4 months ago

    Discomfort Tear it down! Layout

    Pretty boring and uncomfortable. Every turn is a tight jerk, and there’s constant rattling throughout. Only the final drop has any amount of thrill, b...

  • Richard Aldridge 4 months ago

    Rattle Headbanging Tear it down!

    Basically extreme discomfort from start to finish. Feels like the coaster is several inches wider than the track and is constantly pin-balling back an...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Theming Fun Intensity Rattle

    Kinda shocked a coaster this intense is in a Disney park, but I’m not complaining! Super fun queue line too!

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Launch Pace Intensity Rattle Harness

    For years this was the pinnacle for me, but then I left Florida and came back something like 15 yrs later, and… well… despite a complete renovation at...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Launch Fun Intensity Reliability

    Boy if I didn’t have to wait 90 mins to get on this thing, in one of the most boring line queues in the park (which honestly would still be considered...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Inversions Fun Intensity Discomfort

    Used to think the Hulk coaster could never be topped. My god did this one ever change my mind in a hurry! It’s insanely fast, buttery smooth, and make...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Pace Fun Intensity Rattle Discomfort Reliability

    First time I rode this, I had to sit down on a bench for half an hour lol. On repeat rides, I’ve gotten used to it and now it’s typically the first th...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Comfort Capacity

    pretty basic dark ride. The story’s difficult to follow if you just ride it without context, so you either have to hope your cave tour guide explains ...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Fun Masterpiece Intensity Reliability

    Every time I’ve ridden this one, my experience has been different, but pretty much always stellar. If you start out facing backwards, you often do a b...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Rattle Tear it down! Layout

    There’s no real upside to this one. It’s painful to ride, and doesn’t offer much in general. Once you reach the tunnel and it shakes you so hard you’r...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    First Drop Lap Bar Launch Rattle Reliability

    The first launch is fun. Rest of the coaster is super forgettable. Then for some bizarre reason there’s a lift hill at the end that just seems to be t...

  • Richard Aldridge 5 months ago

    Pace Fun Hangtime Rattle Headbanging Harness

    I ride this 1-2 times whenever I visit Silver Dollar City. It often has no line, and I’ve only seen it shut down for an hour once when someone’s seatb...