Reviews
  • Sam P. 15 days ago

    Airtimes First Drop Intensity

    It broke, it volleyed, it broke again, they ruined the ride comfort and now they've fixed it again. Theres no doubt Hyperia has had quite the first year of operation. But theres equally no doubt that ...

  • Sam P. 28 days ago

    First Drop Ejectors Discomfort Lap Bar

    The key thing for the Nash is whether the excellent layout and airtime is able to supersede how unbelievably brutal it is. If it does, you'll enjoy it very much, as the airtime really is great, strong...

  • Sam P. 28 days ago

    Fun Pointless

    These tiny SBF spinners are really daft, but this one did at least spin a good bit. Uncomfortable as hell though and pretty rough on the turns

  • Sam P. 28 days ago

    Disappointing!

    Even by very low big apple standards, this one was very slow with not even a funky lateral. Wasnt rough though so I'll give it that

  • Sam P. 28 days ago

    Fun Discomfort

    Typical basic spinner, although the spin wasn't very wild. Didn't find it rough per se but its not very comfortable. Trims quite aggressive too. Just exists really

  • Sam P. 28 days ago

    Airtimes Fun Smoothness

    I love these classic woodies with a brakeman, Roller Coaster being no exception! Such a wonderful old ride, not the most thrilling by any means but it runs really well, and theres some airtime to be h...

  • Sam P. 28 days ago

    Fun Discomfort

    What a classic! The only operating Virginia Reel in the world. Its a hilarious ride, you get quite the spin going, made me feel very dizzy. Not comfortable by any means but you've got to love it for t...

  • Sam P. 28 days ago

    Fun Smoothness

    Cute little family coaster, very smooth and the dark indoor bit is fun. Trains are pretty tight but to be expected. Nice fit for Joyland as well

  • Sam P. 29 days ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Intensity Capacity Discomfort

    What a hilariously fun coaster. Its proper janky in an old school way, not rough per say, but the profiling is certainly a bit rough round the edges. Not the most comfortable but its just funny. Quite...

  • Sam P. 29 days ago

    Fun Rattle

    One of the big tivoli models. Runs like a very loud shopping trolley, and also only the 1 lap which is a shame. Still, they're fun rides thanks to the massive train. Probably on the way out judging by...

  • Sam P. 29 days ago

    Fun Discomfort

    Classic Maurer mouse, very aggressive in the first half, does trim quite a bit in the second half though. Has the classic mouse pain, they aren't comfortable rides but its more funny than bad. Looks g...

  • Sam P. 29 days ago

    Location Intensity Smoothness

    Pure intensity isn't my thing really, but Wipeout, with its new Sunkid train, is a great example of how good one of these boomerangs can be. Ran really well, very smooth, and these things are just cra...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    First Drop Location Comfort

    Dive coasters are far from my favourite coasters, but Valkyria just shows how good they can actually be. The drop is obviously awesome, the dive machine showpiece rarely disappoints. This time you get...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Airtimes First Drop Smoothness Dead spots Layout

    I've always enjoyed Balder, but my previous rides have showed it up a bit for being too repetitive and for all of the turns being really lacklustre. This time though, it was a warm sunny day in June, ...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Inversions Layout Headbanging Harness Discomfort

    Rather like it's horror movie neighbour, Colossus is an annoying ride. I actually quite like the layout, and it doesn't run particularly rough other than a few spots, particularly considering it's wel...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Airtimes First Drop Pace Disappointing! Discomfort Lap Bar

    Zadra was my first RMC, and I can honestly say I have no burning desire to ride another one. The trains and restraints on this ride are appalling for a coaster so aggressive, the lap bar is bad and ve...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    Utterly dreadful, even by SLC standards Vampire is a hot piece of shit. So many hideous jolts which throw your head into the restraints. I'd say it rode even worse than InFusion which was previously t...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Intensity Discomfort

    Contrary to others, I didn't find this to be that rough really. Cobra roll backwards was the only time it became a bit headbangey. These things are mega intense though, to be honest a little bit too m...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Theming Fun

    Pretty small but a fun little kids coaster. First drop in the back even has some airtime. Nicely themed as well

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Airtimes Layout Rattle Lap Bar

    This is one of those woodies that's so shaky its hilarious. This thing rattles round the track throwing itself side to side the whole way. Under that brutality though is a decent layout with some neat...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Theming Fun Rattle Too short

    A good fun mine train. Quite a short layout with just the 2 lift hills, but what's there is very enjoyable. Some great theming too, love the Waterfall and splashdown effect, and all the rock work. Doe...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Theming Fun Layout Capacity

    An excellent Gerstlauer Bobsled coaster, i love these rides and Tiki Waka is a great example of one. Good fun layout with some great interactions with Mecalodon next to it. Quite long for a mouse styl...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Theming Intensity

    First shuttle loop for me, and whilst the new LSM launch isn't much to shout about, this thing is intense! The backwards loop pulls some serious g's. Runs very smooth and i like the lighting in the st...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Airtimes Comfort Masterpiece

    Best 1m coaster in the world? Quite possibly. Mecalodon is everything a good family ride should be and more. Its got the absolute perfect balance between a thrilling ride experience with great airtime...

  • Sam P. 1 month ago

    Airtimes First Drop Pace

    Kondaa exists for 1 simple reason, which is to provide awesome airtime all the way through. It's not the tallest, fastest, longest or most intense, but all those hills deliver a great mix of floater, ...

  • Sam P. 2 months ago

    Theming Pointless

    Even for a kids coaster, this one it so small there's almost no point it existing. Does 3 laps too so 3x the embarrassment when getting the cred. Does look nice though, theming is very cute

  • Sam P. 2 months ago

    Theming Rattle Pointless

    You can tell it's the prototype. Very rattly and the layout really doesn't do very much. I don't hate it but really it does nothing of note to be good either. It is very pretty though and looks great ...

  • Sam P. 2 months ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness

    I love a good powered coaster, and I thought this was one of the better ones. Runs amazing since it's brand new, and the train is very comfortable. It gets some good speed and the theming around the r...

  • Sam P. 2 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Too short Layout

    Feel like these rides are all about style over substance. Off ride it looks amazing, the splash looks huge, it's very tall and quite imposing. In reality, whilst the drop is good, you get a light spri...

  • Sam P. 2 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Capacity Dead spots

    As a themed attraction, Matterhorn is awesome, it looks great and is a super fit in the Swiss area, It is just a basic Mouse though, and whilst it's probably the best operated Mouse in the world, the ...