Coaster reviews

i rode a clone of this at a fair, it sucked

Location Comfort Dead spots

Its an alright family coaster, but other then the finale helix, doesn't really do anything. I do like the setting of the ride though, taking place over the midways.

Capacity Fun Theming

its a spinning mouse aka it sucks until the spinning starts. This ride is fun with friends though.

Fun Discomfort Dead spots

this ride is janky fun. The dead spots are all the unbanked slow turns though. Ride this with a friend and youre bound to have fun.

Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

this is your typical wild mouse, but very rough, and the drops give you nothing, unlike some, where you get a bit of airtime. The laterals slam you into the bars of metal on the side of your train and it is painful. ride once for the credit then never again

Intensity Rattle Discomfort Intensity

This coaster is intense, but too intense. if you dont brace for the loop, your neck will hurt. Mine hurt for almost a week afterwards. This coaster is also horribly rough, and the train is so small i had to cram myself into it, and im a small person (5'5 - 5'6). The helix is pretty nice, but the ride is also very short.

First Drop Fun Ejectors Too short

This is an amazing dive coaster. This was the turning point of the model in my opinion. The first with floorless trains, the first with a true vertical drop, and two at that, and the first one with the dive coaster standards of an immelman. This coaster also feautres a dive into a tunnel, a splash down, and a small helix. This ride only has around 35 seconds of prime ride time, which sucks. This is still one of the best dive coasters in my opinion.

Inversions Intensity Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

This coaster has some great intense elements, such as the cobra roll, the interlocking corkscrews, and the helix. This sounds like a good layout on paper but this ride is very rough, and has over the shoulder restraints which make it painful to ride. My friend got sick after riding it from all his headbanging, and i had a headache.

Theming Rattle Discomfort Pointless

This coaster has a boring layout, just some basic turns. It has no air time, no forces, nothing. The trains are so long that you feel like your gonna rollback on every little element. The best part is this rides horrible 45 second ride time, and tis god awful restraints, featuring the crotch destroyer, a piece of plastic in between your legs, and the thigh crusher, a "lap bar" that only reaches your mid thigh at best. This ride is garbage, dont ride it, not even for the credit.

Theming Lap Bar Fun Rattle

This is a dark ride water coaster. The theming is excellent, featuring multiple animations, interactive water sprayers, music, and more. After 2 chain lifts, you go down the tradition flume drop, which in the back row gives some weird airtime. Its a pretty fun drop. Then you take a turn into a 2nd lift, into the coaster section. The coaster section just features some turns into another splash down, but is nice and fun, The only issue is, the coaster part is sorta rough. its not unbearable, but it may jackhammer you a little bit, specifically near the end of it. What I do love though is the restraints. Its a ratcheting lap bar, which the operators NEVER staple you on. Ive ridden this at least 15 times, and the one time i got stapled was my own fault. overall, i love this coaster.