Reviews • Jake H.

What on Earth is this ride meant to be? It's a forceless, pointless mutation of a ride, presented as a wild mouse but with Arrow-style looper cars ins...

What on Earth is this ride meant to be? It's a forceless, pointless mutation of a ride, presented as a wild mouse but with Arrow-style looper cars instead. It consists of a few small drops and a strange-looking helix. The restraints are awfully uncomfortable, but that isn't really a problem, because the ride has no forces whatsoever. Absolutely puzzling that this ride exists.

Spartan Race is a pretty basic Vekoma Family Boomerang, and there's not much to it. The theming looks nice, but the ride runs a little bit rough and i...

Spartan Race is a pretty basic Vekoma Family Boomerang, and there's not much to it. The theming looks nice, but the ride runs a little bit rough and is overall pretty forceless. The lack of a second lift hill makes the backwards lap pretty slow and meandering.

This Vekoma Junior Coaster is the worst I've ridden so far. It has a very significant rattle. The theming and presentation looks like it needs a bit o...

This Vekoma Junior Coaster is the worst I've ridden so far. It has a very significant rattle. The theming and presentation looks like it needs a bit of care, but overall it looks pretty nice.

Screaming Condor was my first Intamin Impulse, and frankly, I'm a little underwhelmed. First of all, the theming is excellent, the station looks great...

Screaming Condor was my first Intamin Impulse, and frankly, I'm a little underwhelmed. First of all, the theming is excellent, the station looks great, so kudos to Leofoo for that. But the ride itself is not much to write home about. The launch is OK with a good amount of kick and speed, and you get decent positives at the base of each spike, but there is absolutely no weightlessness or airtime at the peak of either spike, in either the front or back. It also runs a little rough in the front, but I was mainly disappointed with the lack of airtime on those spikes.

This was a major disappointment after having ridden another Intamin Twist and Turn. Instead of Comet Express's surprisingly powerful booster wheels, d...

This was a major disappointment after having ridden another Intamin Twist and Turn. Instead of Comet Express's surprisingly powerful booster wheels, disorienting and long layout, and rapid spinning, Sahara Twist offered a mediocre, slow and incredibly short layout that didn't make my seat spin more than once or twice per ride. It's a shame, and it's still an OK family coaster, but this one is pretty underwhelming.

Project Zero is the relocated name of BuzzSaw from Dreamworld, and unfortunately it doesn’t ride any better. While it’s intense, it still has potholes...

Project Zero is the relocated name of BuzzSaw from Dreamworld, and unfortunately it doesn’t ride any better. While it’s intense, it still has potholes and rattles, and the forces can border on uncomfortable instead of fun. The theming and presentation is definitely the weakest of the three coasters at the park. Essentially, nothing has really been improved from Dreamworld’s iteration, but for a small park, that’s probably fine.

BuzzSaw was a pretty terrifying experience actually. The SkyLoop inversion is absolutely crazy, and the X-car restraints only made it more intense. Th...

BuzzSaw was a pretty terrifying experience actually. The SkyLoop inversion is absolutely crazy, and the X-car restraints only made it more intense. The speed is also great. However, it's ultimately a glorified flat ride. It lasts for about 30 seconds. Also, in the last years before its closure it developed a severe pothole near the station which made it rather uncomfortable.

Rolling X-Train is a nice little Arrow looper! It runs much more smoothly than I expected, and the sideless trains provide a good deal of comfort. The...

Rolling X-Train is a nice little Arrow looper! It runs much more smoothly than I expected, and the sideless trains provide a good deal of comfort. The inversions are rather forceful, although the layout is fairly generic. There are a few potholes, particularly in the final helix, but overall it's a fun ride. Everland certainly needs something else new though. It's sad that this is the only thrill coaster in the park besides T Express.