Coaster reviews

Capacity Pace Duration Rattle Headbanging

Decent B&M, but kind of dull after a ride or two. Nothing really to write home about. Sometimes it opens before the park does so there's something to do but otherwise it's not worth the wait time. Edit: I went back and operated it for a year and my opinion has changed. I am now emotionally attached to all her weird quirks.

Theming Fun Hangtime Capacity Harness Discomfort

Premier Rides are not for people with thicc thighs.

First Drop Fun Smoothness Dead spots

Solid kiddie coaster! First drop has just a smidge of floater, and it was surprisingly smooth for an old woodie. It's tame, which you'd expect from a kiddie, but all-in-all just good fun :)

Fun Headbanging Tear it down! Dead spots

It's... bad. It's an old Arrow, so I will always have a soft spot for it- but as sad as I'd be to see it go, I wouldn't protest. Objectively, it's outright ugly, and it wastes such a beautiful section of Kings Dominion's park on a below-par coaster. That first clothoid loop crushes your guts, and the mid brake run doesn't slow you- no, it stops you. Immediately. Prepare-to-snap-your-neck kind of stop. The second half past the mid-break run is rough, but... tolerable. You get a nice view of the lake, and those corkscrews aren't too awful. Brace for the final break run, it'll give you whiplash.

Inversions Smoothness Ejectors

Ejector airtime on bunny hops are awesome! Absolutely yoinks you out of your seat. Perfect amount of hangtime on inversions- not too much, not too little. Only con is that alien orb-thing in the queue line is never where it's supposed to be, it's always like- two inches off. It is so frustrating.