• Zachary McCullough

    Airtimes Masterpiece Ejectors

    Twisted Timbers is the ultimate airtime machine! With great ejector airtime and whippy, snappy inversions, this coaster doesn't let up. This coaster keeps throwing great element after great element at you. I especially loved the back to back airtime hills.

  • Zachary McCullough

    Pace Ejectors Duration

    What is there not to love about this ride? The whole layout is littered with great ejector airtime, amazing inversions, and an all-around great layout. The ride never lets up; it spends its entire long ride time throwing you out of your seat without losing any of the pacing. I especially love the second half after the mid-course brakes (which are either off or hardly noticeable to keep that pacing alive), where you spend a large amount of your time inside the wooden structure, which is an amazing feeling as you hardly know what is going on, whether you are upside down or not. A must-ride for everyone!

  • Zachary McCullough

    Inversions Rattle Headbanging Harness

    This ride absolutely beat me to a pulp when I rode this. The headbanging is nasty and jolts you suddenly against some of the worst restraints I've ever seen that feel as hard as concrete. The coaster is also very short, though I wanted this painful ride to be over as soon as possible. The only positive I can say is that the inversions were quite fun, but not enough for me to swear to never ride it again.