Coaster reviews

It's... a wild mouse.

Launch Pace Ejectors

There are plenty of great things to be said about it, but it was such an intense experience that I'm left speechless.

Inversions Fun Harness

Underrated coaster. A lot of fun. Usually has a pretty short line. Airtime over the first drop and airtime hill. Fun loop. Corkscrews over the path are a cool concept. Isn't actually too rough or uncomfortable, apart from the expected problems with Arrow OTSRs.

Discomfort Tear it down! Pointless

Went into it at least expecting some sort of coaster-like experience. Instead, got only lift hills, straight track, and a couple janky turns in a car that's uncomfortably small with a silly restraint system. The best part of this ride by far is the theming on the brake run. The only valid reason to not want this ride replaced is historical value. There are better gentle/family coasters. There are better Arrow mine trains. Why is this one SO BAD? Nobody is going to be interested in this, because sitting in a bench has more entertainment value.