• Evangelion Martini

    Airtimes Primera caída Lap Bar

    Fun B&M Hyper themed after Dale Earnhardt that has a good drop, great airtime, and somewhat of a lack of purpose. While "Intrimidator's" much maligned trim brakes don't ruin the ride as some say, they do slow the train down a bit too much for my taste on the airtime hills. Additionally, while this ride would certainly be one of, if not the, headline attraction/s at 9/10 parks, it happens to reside at the same park that Fury 325 does. While the two have much different layouts, Fury's is just insane; which leaves you with a bit of a lessened reason to ride this when you could be riding Fury.

  • Evangelion Martini

    Fun Arnés Capacidad Tiempo muerto

    What may seem like your bog standard Vekoma Boomerang on the surface is actually something a bit more rare; this is a Boomerang that the park decided to actually put money into and buy the new trains with the new vest restraints! Do the vests make the Boomerang into the best ride in the world? No, but they certainly make the ride experience a lot better, allowing you to better enjoy the simple shuttle coaster as it goes backwards and forwards through its compact layout.

  • Evangelion Martini

    Inversiones Demasiado corto

    An Arrow looper that's got the standard 2 vertical loops and corkscrew plus a helix. This one's rides about the same as other Arrow loopers out there; it's enjoyable enough for a ride, and there never really seems to be a wait for it.

  • Evangelion Martini

    Intensidad Demasiado corto Layout

    A rare B&M Stand-Up that has yet to be converted to a Floorless. While the layout is decently intense while standing, it's just entirely too short to really offer much to riders. Standing coasters don't bother me (in fact I quite like them), but these early layouts with just a few elements just kinda suck; converting this one to a Floorless wouldn't fix the layout issues at all, and would just make a mediocre standing ride into a mediocre sitting ride.

  • Evangelion Martini

    Incomodidad Tiempo muerto

    Boring Wild Mouse that's also pretty uncomfortable.

  • Evangelion Martini

    Airtimes Lap Bar Fun Demasiado corto

    Kiddie woodie that's actually the best woodie in the park because it actually gives airtime. It is about as short as you would expect from a kiddie coaster unfortunately.

  • Evangelion Martini

    Situación Incomodidad Lap Bar

    This would have been a cute little Arrow Mine Train were it not for the awful lap bar that just crushes your lap. One of the worst staplings I've had in my life, and I don't even have a overzealous ride-op to blame, just the ride. It's kinda hard to enjoy the cute layout and scenery that Mine Trains have when you're fighting with a crushing lapbar the entire time.

  • Evangelion Martini

    Torta

    I was under the impression that the family SLCs were supposed to be pretty smooth and pleasant, but I didn't get much out of this thing other than some headbanging.

  • Evangelion Martini

    ¡Romper en pedazos! Sin interés Tiempo muerto

    Pointless and boring woodie that's right next to an actually good ride, Fury 325. I sat right in the wheel seat at the very back of the train, and got a grand total of 0 airtime moments the entire ride. There's a few "airtime" hills, but they're so shallow and you hit them at such a slow speed that you get absolutely nothing from them. When the kiddie woodie at the other end of the park gives more airtime than the one that's like twice the size, there's something very wrong. RMC this thing or tear it down.

  • Evangelion Martini

    Inversiones Intensidad Layout

    Fantastic B&M Invert that has the layout that really lets the inverted coaster stand above most of the competition. Each element comes right after the last, making for a very eventful ride as you haul through the trenches and trees that the track resides in. Though this is one of the longer B&M inverts I still just wanted more after the train hit the final brakes, definitely one of the best B&M Inverts I've ridden.