• Flynn C.

    First Drop Trop court

    Right. This is a real one trick pony. Being the first B&M dive coaster it is a bit of a novelty, and the sheer ridiculous nature of building the drop in to the ground is so sick. The drop is good, the best at the park (not that there's any competition) and it does it well. I wish they could hold the pause longer, even by 1-2s. The ejector from the drop is pleasant and the fact it even goes underground into darkness and the mist does up the intensity. It is very solid, but not much to it and that's okay.

  • Flynn C.

    Launch Harnais Inconfort

    Honestly, this ride is nearing the end of its life. The launch is punchy, and only shadows to stealth. However, it is rough and rickety so everything after the launch is rendered distracted forcelessness as a result. You manage some floater airtime on route but lord. This thing needs to go, replace it with something less painful. Because honestly, the layout does not warrant a renovation. The theming does not tie in well, and the fact they haven't upped the theming is maybe a good thing for us rita non-enjoyers.

  • Flynn C.

    First Drop Bonne suprise ! Fun Trop court

    I desperately wish the trim on the drop was not there because even with it, the drop rivals most at the park. The layout to the shed is a bit meandering, and should be longer with more elements but it is a pleasant ride. The best part is that drop track, really funny and then the backwards snaking is fab. The humourously fast drive back in to the station is great too :') Theming is great, and it is a very strong ride, that I wish they just let it be less trimmed and made the changes to the trains to allow it - but alas.

  • Flynn C.

    Fun Débit

    It is not the best maurer spinner in the country, Dragon's Fury has that title, but it is still solid. Could use better blending in to the surrounding themed areas - sticks out so much, and has done for several years. Best ridden unbalanced as always but a good bit of fun.

  • Flynn C.

    Situation Chef d'oeuvre Longueur

    'Choo Choo'. I love this ride, and for the most part I love it because the ops clearly have the time of their life running this one. It's pot luck how many cycles you get, if it's quiet and the last ride of the day - good luck you'll be there till sundown. Great interactions with the rapids, wonderful vantage points and neat theming. Just enjoyable, not thrilling but it ain't meant to be. What flying fish wishes it was.

  • Ashton Matheny

    Chef d'oeuvre Intensité Ejectors

    This is one hell of a ride. This ride is one of the best coasters in the world

  • Ashton Matheny

    Confort Fun Layout Débit

    One of the best B&M hyper ever built but the operations suck but it is capable of good operations

  • Flynn C.

    A retrospective. I remember loving this ride when I was younger, and vividly remember it getting rougher and rougher, until it was unrideable. Corkscrew was a game changer for the UK and I am glad Alton paid homage and kept their track for their entrance. In truth, corkscrew was my first taste of an inversion and for that - I remember it fondly.

  • Flynn C.

    Inconfort

    This was the most painful spinning wild mouse I have ever done. Poorly maintained, laterals are painful. Get the cred and go.

  • Flynn C.

    Inconfort Sans intérêt

    Rattle rattle. Insanely sharp brakes when not fully loaded - not much redeeming about this at all.