• Inverted Thrills

    Airtimes Lap Bar Fun

    Solid classic woodie with some decent airtime

  • Inverted Thrills

    Vibrations Déception ! Inconfort

    I was surprised by this. Usually these Miler kiddie coasters are some of the best ones out there but this one sucked for me. Really rough and painfully slammed me to the side at one point. Not a good kiddie coaster

  • Josh Miller

    Situation Intensité Inconfort

    One of the most majestic roller coasters I’ve ever ridden! Tatsu gives you the perfect sensation of flying. If this is your first B&M Flyer, the lift hill will scare the living crap out of you, as all of your weight is against the (very sturdy) harness! The first half of the layout is smooth, exhilarating and offers incredible views of the park. That gets interrupted by the single most intense element on any ride ever, the enormous pretzel loop! The only negative part of the ride is the discomfort experienced on the brake run. But all in all, Tatsu is an insanely incredible coaster that is a must ride at SFMM

  • Josh Miller

    Airtimes Launch Trop court

    Fun launch, but this ride isn’t worth waiting for if the line is longer than 25-30 min. The airtime at the top of the tower is awesome though!

  • Josh Miller

    Inversions Intensité Vibrations Baffes

    They should rename Scream to Rattler! This B&M floor less will shake your head up. Some elements are smoother than others, and the ride has on and off days. I would recommend NOT putting your head against the headrest at all during the ride, as the vibrations coming through the train during the rough parts will rattle your brain and give you an instant, and I mean instant headache once you get off. Instead, lean your head forward out of the gap in the restraint and keep it still—it will make Scream much more enjoyable.

  • Josh Miller

    Inversions Vitesse Vibrations Inconfort

    One of the most photogenic, impressive-looking coasters in the world! If only it rode as well as it looks :) Riddler is forceful and intense, but over the last decade it has developed a considerable rattle. The harnesses are very uncomfortable for men. It’s best to bend your knees to get the harness down closer to the floor of the train, and then stand up once it looks so the groin area has adequate clearance. It’s going to be rattley no matter how you stand, but definitely worth a ride.

  • Josh Miller

    Situation Vitesse

    Another classic SFMM gem. Blends perfectly with the terrain. The quality of the ride is hit or miss. Some days it is absolutely hauling through the trees, other days it crawls around the turns. When Ninja is running well it’s an absolute blast!

  • Josh Miller

    Situation Fun Fluidité

    Amazing older terrain coaster! Glad SFMM is giving this classic the TLC it deserves. Runs smooth as butter, fun drops and tunnels, and a surprisingly intense loop! Wish they’d remove some of the trims from the hills but it’s still a gem!

  • Josh Miller

    Confort Fluidité Déception ! Temps mort

    As a kid, riding Goliath was quite the milestone in my life, as it was always so tall and imposing. However, 15-20 years later, after riding several B&M and intamin hypers, I now realize what a disappointment this Coaster is. Delivers great positive G’s, but that is about it. First drop is too drawn out and not steep enough, and the rest of the layout is uninspiring. In an ideal world, this would be torn down and replaced with a B&M giga!

  • Josh Miller

    Longueur Inconfort

    Fun, old Arrow mine train with good laterals, and yes, some jerky transitions. Brace yourself and the transitions aren’t too bad, but if you’re caught by surprise you might slam your stomach on the lap bar!