Wickerman, the best family coaster in the world. This ride is super fun and fast paced, just wish it had stronger airtime. The theming, where do I sta...
Wickerman, the best family coaster in the world. This ride is super fun and fast paced, just wish it had stronger airtime. The theming, where do I start, walking into a pirate themed land but finding a huge wicker structure staring down at you, I'm obsessed with this rides backstory and the theme is super dark and disturbing, I love it. The pre-show is just class, I know it word by word, and I'm proud of it. The ride is just fun, I'd probably describe it like Zadra, if it was a family GCI. This ride would be a 5 star ride if it was a bit taller and had more ejector, sadly it doesn't but on it's own, it's still insane, the airtime is surprisingly strong though. It's barely airtime but it's shaped so it whips you almost, really fun. This ride is probably a 3 star ride in the morning on a front row, but if you get a ride near the end of your day on the back row, it's insane! Super fun, nice airtime and class theming!
Nemesis Reborn, forget the ride experience, just looking at it is a masterpiece. This ride is not for looking at though however and the layout is almo...
Nemesis Reborn, forget the ride experience, just looking at it is a masterpiece. This ride is not for looking at though however and the layout is almost perfect but I have a couple little things to dig at. The layout is all around really fun and can get quite intense at some bits, but it does have a couple dead spots, the turn-arounds before and after the Vertical Loop are a bit dead, they don't do much for me, the helicopter on the first one is cool, but you don't see it on-ride. The last inversion and last turn don't do much either, you could say I'm being harsh because it's only a couple of elements, but this is half the ride we are talking about, I feel like if it had a couple more standout elements, it could easily be best at Alton Towers and maybe make top 50 in the world, but sadly, it doesn't. Insane theming, masterpiece, just a couple dead spots.
The Smiler, the best ride at Alton Towers, it's controversial I know, but it is so fun. If you want a really fun coaster that's not to intense with so...
The Smiler, the best ride at Alton Towers, it's controversial I know, but it is so fun. If you want a really fun coaster that's not to intense with some really cool inversions, this is your ride, the theming is also immaculate. This ride is pure bliss, the only reason I don't give it a 5 star rating is because of the restraints, everyone cries about this ride saying it's to rough and that the last 3 inversions are insanely rough, but in my opinion, it's really smooth around the whole ride with the tiniest rattle in the valley after the Cobra Roll. If this ride had lap bars, it would be a perfect ride. The second airtime hill, I have to mention it, it's insane, your super disorientated from just doing 10 inversions and you get absolutely whacked into the restraint then instantly slammed right back into your seat with the G-Force before the Cobra Roll, it's insanity. Really fun ride, intense but not too intense, just all around sick!
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I hate this coaster so much it’s incredible. This is a short and slow ride that has the worst head-banging I’ve ever had. The entire ride is going up,...
I hate this coaster so much it’s incredible. This is a short and slow ride that has the worst head-banging I’ve ever had. The entire ride is going up, turning the other direction, dropping, and then there are two loops, which hurts your head like hell! Then you go up into a deadspot, turn around, go into the two corkscrews, which are somehow rougher than the loops. Then there are the brake run. Tear thus terrible ride down now!
when I rode this.....one of the ops jumps off the train into the ride are, proceeds to do a backflip, then dangles from the side of the train as they ...
when I rode this.....one of the ops jumps off the train into the ride are, proceeds to do a backflip, then dangles from the side of the train as they dispatch with my friend's lap bar still up. awesome stuff, I straight up wish more parks had this much enthusiasm from their staff.
