Avis • Hugo Bosher

This was my first coaster of the day, which wasn’t a great choice. This coaster is super rough and left me with quite a sore neck, however for a woode...

This was my first coaster of the day, which wasn’t a great choice. This coaster is super rough and left me with quite a sore neck, however for a wooden coaster it’s not terrible. If you can get past that however, it has a good layout and is quite good fun. Some of the theming is really unique and the restraints are quite comfortable.

Colossus is an okay ride. The theming is a bit random and the inversions don’t seem thought through. The location is cool especially at the heart line...

Colossus is an okay ride. The theming is a bit random and the inversions don’t seem thought through. The location is cool especially at the heart line rolls where you can watch underneath.

Great, underrated coaster. Super fun layout, and the mist before the lift hill cools you down in the heat. However, being sat in the far right, front ...

Great, underrated coaster. Super fun layout, and the mist before the lift hill cools you down in the heat. However, being sat in the far right, front row, I did experience some headbanging, however not quite as bad as Saw the ride. The theming is absolutely great and you get a good view of the park.

Amazing wing coaster. The theming on the Swarm is some of the best at the park. I find the constraints very comfortable. The first drop is very fun an...

Amazing wing coaster. The theming on the Swarm is some of the best at the park. I find the constraints very comfortable. The first drop is very fun and suspenseful. The lift hill is relatively short and doesn’t keep you waiting for long, there are also some great near misses. It is also probably the smoothest coaster at Thorpe Park other than possibly Hyperia.

Stealth is the fastest accelerating rollercoaster in the world, and you can certainly feel it. The hydraulic launch that stealth has is absolutely inc...

Stealth is the fastest accelerating rollercoaster in the world, and you can certainly feel it. The hydraulic launch that stealth has is absolutely incredible. The only downside to this coaster is the average queue time to ride time ratio.

Saw is a well themed beyond vertical coaster at Thorpe Park. The drops after the 2 vertical lift hills are amazing. However, this coaster is prone to ...

Saw is a well themed beyond vertical coaster at Thorpe Park. The drops after the 2 vertical lift hills are amazing. However, this coaster is prone to extreme head banging and discomfort. Therefore, it’s an okay coaster but definitely not one I’d be that excited about riding again.

Pretty decent ride, obviously way too short. However, I also feel as if it doesn’t hold for long enough before the drop, so it kind of feels like any ...

Pretty decent ride, obviously way too short. However, I also feel as if it doesn’t hold for long enough before the drop, so it kind of feels like any normal coaster.

Great inversions, a pretty hefty rattle at the last corner. In my opinion not worth lapping, Wickerman beats it in every way other than inversions imo...

Great inversions, a pretty hefty rattle at the last corner. In my opinion not worth lapping, Wickerman beats it in every way other than inversions imo.

I rode Wickerman at night, running much faster than usual, and I would go as far to say as it being better than Hyperia. It kept pace extremely well, ...

I rode Wickerman at night, running much faster than usual, and I would go as far to say as it being better than Hyperia. It kept pace extremely well, was packed full of ejectors and is one of, if not the best themed ride at Alton towers. The amount of airtime throughout the ride, I feel compares to Toutatis. It’s super underrated and I think should easily be top 50 in the world I personally think that it’s one of or the best coaster in the UK.

The first drop is pretty amazing, it’s smooth and not rough. The only con is the first loop is quite intense. The restraints are relatively comfy, and...

The first drop is pretty amazing, it’s smooth and not rough. The only con is the first loop is quite intense. The restraints are relatively comfy, and I was impressed with the speed of the staff with unloading and loading. The staff were super nice, and it’s just a great overall coaster. The rolls were some great fun and super smooth. Would ride again!

Wow, what an amazing coaster! One of if not the best in the UK. The first drop is absolutely amazing! However, sat on row 8 there was some sort of dis...

Wow, what an amazing coaster! One of if not the best in the UK. The first drop is absolutely amazing! However, sat on row 8 there was some sort of discomfort as me and my friend had a headache for about 10 minutes after the ride. But who cares it’s still an amazing coaster.

The hangtime after the top hat is just crazy - one of the best I’ve experienced. The restraints are super comfortable, to the point you don’t even not...

The hangtime after the top hat is just crazy - one of the best I’ve experienced. The restraints are super comfortable, to the point you don’t even notice them. The view up the spike is super panoramic, with views of a good section of the park. This coaster is definitely up there in my top 3, and is a must ride if you ever visit nearby. The ride is a good length, with well thought through elements until the end. The theming is pretty incredible, from the station, ride, all the way to queues. I would recommend purchasing a 1 time fast pass however, as the queues can exceed an hour long on a weekday.