• Connor A.

    First Drop Théma Intensité Baffes Inconfort

    The enjoyment of Saw is dependent on what seat/car you ride. I rode it twice on the day of my visit. The first ride was brilliant and faultless, an easy 5-star experience. The second ride was headbanging galore. I was still in pain after exiting the car and walking around the park—a shame because the drops, airtime and speed are excellent. Fix the cars, Merlin!

  • Connor A.

    Théma Launch Intensité Trop court

    A quick burst of adrenaline! It's a one-trick pony, but you'll want to ride again and again, which you can! The main con is also a plus: short ride = short queues.

  • Connor A.

    Inconfort A raser ! Temps mort

    Just rubbish. It's advertised as not just a coaster but an 'experience' — a crap experience. It's supposed to have live actors before and after the coaster, but there were none — just long dark corridors of nothing. The ambient sounds were way too loud, and the beeping horn and car crash noise, particularly, were incredibly annoying. The coaster itself has back pain-inducing hard seating, offers nothing exciting, and fails to improve on the abysmal generic zombie theme. The practical effects are noticeably cheap, making the theming of x no way out's mannequin theming look godly in comparison. Just demolish the thing and build something better with the space.

  • Connor A.

    Inversions Hangtime Vibrations Harnais Inconfort

    A classic coaster. The air time is excellent, but the harness is rock solid, which digs into your shoulders and rattles your melon

  • Connor A.

    Théma Fluidité Hangtime Trop court

    Cool alien apocalypse theme that features many near misses. I just wish it was longer.

  • Connor A.

    Inversions Vitesse Intensité

    Have they made this faster?? I don't remember it being so quick! My favourite coaster at Thorpe Park. It's worth queuing for the front to see where you're going. Though, even then, the speed and unrelenting twists and turns make even front-row viewing challenging!