I wanted to roast this thing for fun, so here we go: You walk up to this ride and go through the first section of the queue and is like woah this is bussin cuz its AIR CONNED LIKE IT ACTUALLY HAS AIR ...
I wanted to roast this thing for fun, so here we go: You walk up to this ride and go through the first section of the queue and is like woah this is bussin cuz its AIR CONNED LIKE IT ACTUALLY HAS AIR CONDITIONING and the theming is great with the poppies and roses. Then, you exit the first section of the queue. Around 15 000 people in australia get skin cancer each year, and this ride's second half of the queue probably contributes to like 50% of that amount. It is absolutely UNSHADED. Not only that, there is close to no theming, apart from a few themed fences that look like poles and a couple vultures. Honestly, the most interesting thing to do in this part of the queue is look at the two coasters. Then, you get to the final stretch of the queue. The walls are just boards with the occasional themed light. You do get to see the trains though, and that is a good thing, because when you see the operations on this thing, you can at least prepare yourself. The operations are slower than how fast coastoons uploads videos. They are horrendous. Ngl me and my little brother could probably operate this thing faster, and we aren't even trained. Finally, after 10 hours of skin cancer soaking time, you make it to the station, where you have to wait another 5 hours before you are let on. Then, prepare to have all the blood squished out of your gyat as you sit for another 5 hours, waiting for the ride to dispatch. Finally, after dispatching with full body skin cancer and dead, oxygen deprived gyat cells, you ascend the lift hill. Now, you drop. This drop is decent in the back, you actually have some pull, but after that you have a relatively weak overbank. Then, you go into a bunch of forceless dips, and a few half-decent helixes, and then the ride of OVER. Remember, you are still getting skin cancer and dead gyat cells while on the ride cuz ur sitting in the sun. You return to the station (yes, the ride is shorter than my height), and get dissapointed cuz not only was the ride not as forceful as you expected, now you have to wait another 5 gruesome gyat crushing hours before you can get off. Then, struggle to find the exit, only to find a unthemed bridge which admittedly, does give some nice views of the ride, so if ur a content creator, yeah. However, you wont be able to capture this ride running cuz it can only run one trains and dispatches actually take 5 years (yes i was wrong). Now, exit the ride with skin cancer and a fully dead, oxygen starved gyat.
Overall: decent family coaster, ultimate skin cancer machine, needs more shade, needs faster dispatches so my gyat doesnt experience hypoxia. If ur going to this park just lap dc rivals. If you really want to ride a vekoma sfc, just go to gumbuya world.
