Coaster reviews

Airtimes Intensity Layout Rattle

What a ride. Best wooden in the country for the ride itself (Wickerman pips for overall experience) - fantastic airtime and a long layout that does not let up. It is not butter smooth, definitely can feel the transitions from the retracked areas to the old areas but it is no way uncomfortable (and for wooden coasters, a certain level of roughness is expected). A masterpiece.

RIP Mouse, was my favourite ride at Blackpool and gutted I couldn't experience it once as an adult. terrifying ride, so intense. You will always be missed <3

First Drop Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

I can't believe i used to love this ride. Unbelievable headache inducing and by far the worst SLC in the UK. It needs to go.

Airtimes Rattle

Fine for a kiddie coaster, some good bits of airtime but a little rough in spots. Passable!

Rattle Discomfort

Yes it is a painful ride, but we have to keep it for the novelty and history. Just ride with friends to make it more fun... And brace for the brakes at the end.

Rattle Discomfort

Yes it is a painful ride, but we have to keep it for the novelty and history. Just ride with friends to make it more fun... And brace for the brakes at the end.

Rattle Discomfort

Yes it is a painful ride, but we have to keep it for the novelty and history. Just ride with friends to make it more fun... And brace for the brakes at the end.

Airtimes

A little bit rough in spots, but miles ahead of the other big woodens at blackpool. Surprisingly forceful and some good pops of airtime, just not elite.

Airtimes Rattle Discomfort

Slightly less painful than grand national, so gets a pip up from that. But it is still rough as anything and needs work. Airtime pops are great on this though.

Ejectors Rattle Capacity Discomfort

In the past, this would have been one of the best wooden coasters in the country. Now, it sits firmly in the 'dear lord get me off my back hurts' category. Unbelievably rough, especially on the wheels but it is still unbearable in other seats. As a result, I could not enjoy the ride in the slightiest... Please dear lord re-track it, it deserves to be an amazing airtime monster again :(