Coaster reviews

Ejectors Rattle Capacity Discomfort

In the past, this would have been one of the best wooden coasters in the country. Now, it sits firmly in the 'dear lord get me off my back hurts' category. Unbelievably rough, especially on the wheels but it is still unbearable in other seats. As a result, I could not enjoy the ride in the slightiest... Please dear lord re-track it, it deserves to be an amazing airtime monster again :(

Ejectors Rattle Capacity Discomfort

In the past, this would have been one of the best wooden coasters in the country. Now, it sits firmly in the 'dear lord get me off my back hurts' category. Unbelievably rough, especially on the wheels but it is still unbearable in other seats. As a result, I could not enjoy the ride in the slightiest... Please dear lord re-track it, it deserves to be an amazing airtime monster again :(

Not the most intense of rides, and better layouts of the bobsleigh are out there. However, it is a great ride for taking a break from the general rattle of blackpool, relaxing and perfect for all the family.

Capacity Intensity Ejectors

Yes it is short, that is the nature of the ride. But it packs such a delicious punch. The drops almost feel like drop towers in intensity, and the positive g's through the loop will be a big hit for most. Probably the second best ride at the park, and really has stood the test of time for a reason. Have a trick, do it well = success.

Location Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

I may upset people by saying I truly dislike this ride. Horrendously rough these days, the profiling on most elements leaves it feeling really quite forceless. I also do not find the first drop that intense, though again that could be the turnaround rattle affecting that. The best part is the view. However, I do think it could be redeemed with work, and hope management invests in improving the experience, especially since it is such an iconic coaster.

Lap Bar Smoothness Ejectors Launch Layout

That mack launch is a little forceless, and when cold the ride is somewhat underwhelming. However, the proximity of this ride, and the intensity of the first 2/3 it's elite. Incredible smoothness with fantastic airtime and some really unique elements. Really shines on the ENSO seats (but they are an expensive experience). Fantastic ride imo, and deserves the kudos - nicely stylised too

Rattle Discomfort

I found this very uncomfortable, and I'll be frank the chain lift in particular is very clunky and not in good condition. Some good forces, but not one I want to ride again.

Airtimes Smoothness Capacity

The capcity is poor, but you can't expect much else from these older brake operated rides. A piece of history that runs comparatively smooth, and is very re-rideable due to the difference between brake operators. The double downs give great airtime - overall I love it honestly.

Fun Intensity Duration Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

My sister Irelyn Farrell sprained her hip on this ride 8 times once on August 15, 2021, once on August 10, 2022, twice on August 11, 2023, twice on August 30, 2024 and twice on September 1, 2024 while the ride was giving her a headache for 1 minute after the first drop at 60 mph

Been on rougher versions of this type of ride, but not really an enjoyable ride either way - probably fun with friends though.