Coaster reviews

Comfort Theming Dead spots

this isn't a coaster.

Theming

this is not a coaster lol

Airtimes Pace

good solid gci. drop is good in the back, everything else is good in the front. everything up until the end is taken quickly, but it does lose steam quicker than other gcis.

Airtimes Dead spots

really didn't do a whole lot until the second half. after the midcourse, though is some of the strongest air on a b&m.

Fun

fun

Fun Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

this ride is silly and dumb. it's definitely possible to have fun on this with the right people, but the actual ride leaves a lot to be desired. i enjoyed myself, but i can't reasonably rate it higher than 2.5 stars.

Theming Nice surprise! Smoothness

combines the good parts of space mountain and rock 'n' roller coaster. i liked this a lot more than i was expecting to.

Inversions Comfort Launch Dead spots

the inversions are fun, especially the last one. it just doesn't do a lot other than that.

Theming

good silly kiddie coaster. no issues of uncomfortability here. doesn't do a lot, but that's by design.

Masterpiece Ejectors Hangtime

What is there to say about this ride? IT'S ABSOLUTE PERFECTION! The hangtime on the outward banking jojo roll is some of the best you can ever experience in the front row! The launches prove that Mack Rides are capable of producing crazy launches as that first one starts off with some bite before spinning the carriages like madness and the second is on an airtime hill which means some great flojector! Don't even get me started on that outer banked tophat, the borderline ejector and positive forces rising up in those front seats are deadly to your thighs! The first drop in the back seat is incredible, but facing backwards takes it to a whole new level of thrill factor as you feel like you are going to be flung into the air, and the fact there is water below makes the experience more intense! The banana roll and loop provide some good positives in the valleys and decent hangtime to add to the disorientation of these elements, but the following zero g roll feels like you are performing some sort of flipping which is a crazy upside down ejector moment! The banking turn over the lake and water coaster has good gs before twisting to the left into the accelerating airtime launch. This final pair of two inversions absolutely explodes everyone's minds because of the amount of whip you experience from the rising barrel roll until you drop through a hangtime filled dive loop into the sequence of powerful ejector airtime hills and low to the ground turns! The giant camelback is a nice sustained ejector moment, the overbank pins you into the seats before your thighs are obliterated with bruises from the sheer amount of airtime they absorb on the double up which creates an impeccable ending to an wonderfully stunningly beautiful roller coaster! This isn't a roller coaster, this is a fully complete package experience which is topped off with an amazing layout, stunning themed area and trains and don't forget the absolute banger of an onboard soundtrack! There are no flaws to be found with this ride as it exceeds in pretty much every category possible, it is very comfortable, smooth with only a slight shuffle in some valleys and is probably the most re rideable coaster out there due to the out of control spinning and fun layout! The fact that my favourite coaster stands in a family park means the queues rarely get long which means it's easy to lap all day long! This coaster is easily 10+/10 and needs to be on everyone's bucket list!