Coaster reviews

worst coaster in britain by far. painful on the shoulders and you bang your sides a lot because you're not strapped into anything really. turns are ex...

worst coaster in britain by far. painful on the shoulders and you bang your sides a lot because you're not strapped into anything really. turns are extremely jolty and there's way too much speed on the inversions.

At the risk of sounding like an incredibly whiny thoosie, this ride could actually be so much better. For whatever reason Wilderness Run at Carowinds ...

At the risk of sounding like an incredibly whiny thoosie, this ride could actually be so much better. For whatever reason Wilderness Run at Carowinds is substantially better in every regard. It actually has some forces and is substantially longer, while GPC is pretty much nothing at all. I totally understand I'm not the target audience, but the kids deserve better. 2/10 - it only took 3 different visits for me to finally be allowed to get this credit

Twisted Timbers is probably the best ride in the world for pure ejector. Practically every element is profiled flawlessly to provide incredible moment...

Twisted Timbers is probably the best ride in the world for pure ejector. Practically every element is profiled flawlessly to provide incredible moments of airtime, especially that iconic triple camelback. There isn't much else going on in this layout, however. Aside from a few funky laterals and great hangtime in the front row of the first drop, this ride is just airtime after airtime after airtime. But that airtime is exceptional, so I can't complain. This ride being in the same park as the best ride in the world for positive Gs is a truly insane one-two punch. 10/10 - literally what is that big ping pong ball in queue

Balder is just awesome! What a magnificent coaster! Yes the layout is repetitive but that is the best thing! It’s just ejector after ejector! My first...

Balder is just awesome! What a magnificent coaster! Yes the layout is repetitive but that is the best thing! It’s just ejector after ejector! My first ride was in the back row and after that ride I knew it was going to be hard to beat. And I won’t even start to talk about the smoothness! It’s just wonderful how you comfortably get thrown out of your seat on the first drop!

I mean, it's an okay ride, I'm not the biggest fan of launches myself to be honest so I'll be critical about it, but the overall layout is kinda bland...

I mean, it's an okay ride, I'm not the biggest fan of launches myself to be honest so I'll be critical about it, but the overall layout is kinda bland, plus it can be a bit shaky at times.