Coaster reviews

Masterpiece Smoothness Ejectors

UPDATED REVIEW: I GOT A HALF DUEL!!! Props to the crew running this thing on 7/29/24! They were actively telling guests that we had a very limited time window to catch the other train on the lift hill. This built a ton of anticipation and it meant both trains got one duel per run which isn’t bad! And yes, I can confirm that this thing was meant to duel. It was NEXT LEVEL!! Between watching the other train fly along next to you and getting shot out of your seat is just incredible. Twisted Colossus is JAM-PACKED with solid ejector airtime. The first drop, the wave-turn high-five, and EVERY SINGLE HILL will ABSOLUTELY LAUNCH YOU out of your seat!!! If this is the airtime on what is supposedly a “lower-tier” RMC, I cannot imagine what it’s like on something like Iron Gwazi. Aside from the endless heavenly airtime, the inversions are very fun. I would describe the stall as pure inverted air, while the zero-g roll is exactly what the name implies. This thing is also SILKY SMOOTH. Smoothest coaster I’ve ever ridden. IF I HAVE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE, I would say set your expectations right. If you go in expecting a duel, you may be very disappointed. I would go in and just try to appreciate the layout and airtime for what it is. Believe me, I did that the very first time I rode it and it did wonders. Overall, an ABSOLUTELY AMAZING work of art and a must-do at SFMM!!!

First Drop Theming Harness

wish I could have tried the backwards experience, bring it back >:(

Nice surprise! Location Fun Too short

You can't spell roller coaster without log coaster, and this classic ride is one of the single most fun experiences in the United Kingdom. Its simply a must do attraction for anyone visiting the nation!

Airtimes First Drop Layout

I fully expected Goliath to be my favorite at the park but I was wrong! I expected this to take last place for the RMCs I've ridden but this was surprisingly better than anticipated. The first drop might not be very high but it is such a cool experience (especially in the back row). I completely forgot there would be a lateral kink to the left on the drop and the effect is even better than POVs make it out to be. The inversions were also fantastic. I got my first ride after a 2 hour storm delay so I was expecting this thing to crawl but it's possible the rain sped it up. It wasn't too fast for a dizzying effect on the quick inversions but not too slow because the airtime hit so well. My favorite elements on RMCs are those quick drops you aren't expecting. The tall airtime hills are still fun on the other RMCs but watching a layout develop and then have this quick drop is so underrated and this coaster had multiple occasions. I didn't get this new credit until near closing time but I was completely content lapping this one over Goliath to close the day out. 4.5/5 stars

Launch Pace Masterpiece Intensity

This is a awesome ride, bus you have to get lucky with the position you're in when you start. There's a wide variety in the experience: when you're facing backwards at the start it's totally different then facing side wards in the different directions. So you have to try it al lot. :-) And sometimes it a bit to intense for my taste. For now, I have four excellent rides on seven.

Airtimes Launch Pace Rattle Capacity

It's just a one of a kind coaster in Europe. It's worth it for sure. The wait can be long, as PortAventura operations are notoriously bad. The launch although amazingly fast rattles a lot, so it's hard to even see where you're going. But man, the acceleration, speed, and the airtime on the tophat, followed by the steep drop; it's all very cool!

Inversions Masterpiece Intensity Too short Harness

This ride is absolutely goated. It has some of the strongest whip on any coaster. Each flip is forceful and disorienting. Each ride I was laughing the whole time at the pure insanity of this ride. It’s not rough at all. It’s only mildly rough if you try to get a lot of room and you’ll bounce around in the restraint. When properly restrained it’s fine other than when you slam into the brakes.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Location

This was the biggest surprise of the trip. I was expecting it to be painful and boring but it turned out to be very smooth(not painful) and incredibly intense. The second half is full of janky airtime paired with ridiculous lats. King of coasters isn’t a crazy nickname.

Airtimes First Drop Intensity Launch

No launch, what else do I need to say?

Airtimes Inversions Ejectors Capacity Discomfort

Great ride. Has some really strong airtime and a two great inversions with another good one. I was expecting this to be the best in japan but it fell short. To get room you have try really hard. The seats and lapbar are also very hard so if you get stapled it can be very uncomfortable.