Coaster reviews

First Drop Ejectors Hangtime Rattle Too short Reliability

The airtime from the first drop and outer bank turn is insane. The stall delivers incredible hangtime. The theming and operations could be improved, and the splashdown trims does interfere with pacing. Otherwise, it's a solid coaster.

Location

I cringed when a voice in the speakers called the ride 'Monster - The King of Rollercoasters'. First, since it is always cringeworthy when non-English speakers switch to English in an attempt to sound cool. Second, because the title belongs to Fujiyama. Not some family ride at a minor park in Scandinavia. That being said, this is a very neat ride! I really like inverted coasters and this one has a compact and creative layout in a very cozy environment. First the views over Stockholm at the lift hill and then the way the track clings like a vine around every part of the grown up section of the park.

Discomfort Pointless Intensity

It doesn't have any good forces, it's not intense, not really fast, nothing. It only has one thing: the worst sideways shake and potholes imaginable. Riding bandit feels like driving your car slowly across a bunch of rocks. I had a good amount of fun experiencing this trainwreck once (in the first row) and laughing the entire ride about how terrible it is, and now I'll never have to ride it again.

Airtimes First Drop Comfort Capacity

This ride is crazily good. The twisted drop is breathtaking and the camelback after the drop gives sustained strong floater. The non-inverting loop whips you so hard and delivers strong ejector especially in the front and back rows. The hills at the finale give you great airtime. Transitions are all very whippy. The helix and the valleys give strong positive gs. The ride is also very comfortable with the Mack lap bars. Pacing is relentless. The only downside of the ride is the capacity. Overall, a smooth long ride packed with great moments and spectacular airtime.

First Drop Fun Duration Theming Lap Bar

Maybe it's because I went on it first on my visit to Alton Towers but I actually really enjoyed this ride. Enjoyable drops and turns for me. But whoever came up with the "Choo, choo" catchphrase for this ride deserves to get fired because it was so irritating and it's why one girl behind me in the queue said choo choo repeatedly. To her and anyone else who does this: Fuck you and the vocal cords you never deserved to have.

Airtimes First Drop Duration Rattle Theming

What an underrated ride! Grand national is one of my favourite rides at the park, I've ridden it multiple times and always had a great time. To start the rides capacity isn't amazing, especially when it only runs one train on each side. However it can have good operations with 2 trains on each side. In fact the ride has good dispatches because they don't always check your restraint. The ride begins with a turn and chain lift before a turn. That first drop is wild, you get ejector airtime during its double down. The rest of the ride is very fun with floater airtime on the hills over its long duration. It can be rough but on a non-wheel seat it is bearable, it is important to remember the rides age and location. So overall this ride is very fun and a must ride each time I go to the park.

Pace Intensity Ejectors Too short

holy cow. it's intense, phenomenal airtime, AND i got a zen ride!

Theming Smoothness Dead spots

mini-llenium flyers are an awesome train name

Lap Bar Fun Layout Lap Bar

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Location Pace Intensity

aggressive ahh ride stop being so aggressive