Coaster reviews

Nice surprise! Fun Intensity Harness

Not usually a fan of these 4th dimension coasters, the one at SFGA, is super unpleasantly rough. This one is newer 2021 vs 2016 guessing that’s a part of it being a lot smoother. On my ride it spun like crazy and I was surprised I wasn’t dizzy at the end. It’s really intense, luckily in a good way. You probably want to space out riding it but I was surprised how much I liked it based on previous 4D S&S models. Only complaint is the harness can be a bit uncomfortable and make sure you hang onto the handles to help offset the harness discomfort. You do that and you should have a great time on it. Again another underrated ride at this park.

Nice surprise! Fun Ejectors Discomfort

Was really surprised by this one though not the most intense wooden roller coaster a bunch of nice pops of air especially in the back. In gets a bit rougher in the very last seat of the train vs. my middle of the train ride but not intolerable and at least you get reward with more forceful ejector air. If the drop was higher and the coaster just bigger and longer could easily have been at least a 4 to 4.5 star.

First Drop Layout Hangtime Airtimes

Definitely a fun ride and re rideable as the inversions are gentle and well paced as not to make you feel dizzy. Love the first drop and hang time. The only gripe is you expect pops of airtime over the little hills on the Monster but you get nothing. If there were nice pops of air on those moments might creep up to a 5 star ride. Also kind of an underrated park as well. Not a lot of big intense coasters but fun and comfortable ones which is always nice.

Rattle Headbanging Tear it down!

Tear this piece of garbage down!!!

Masterpiece Intensity Layout Reliability

Perfect

Inversions Harness Intensity Rattle

This ride was fun, and confusing. It was very hard to tell what was going on and the rattle kind of added to the confusion. So I guess for me the rattle is a bad thing but also a good thing? At least I didn’t get a headache though. This coaster is fun. I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone who gets headaches on coasters, for obvious reasons.

Inversions Fun Intensity Rattle Capacity Dead spots

First flying coaster, kinda disappointed. It’s fun, but forceless. Except for the pretzel loop. The capacity is awful, too. 50 minutes of my life wasted. I still enjoy this coaster, but it’s nothing special.

Theming Launch Fun Capacity

Way better than the ride it replaced, the AC is also amazing for hot days

Airtimes Fun Ejectors

Mamba is super underrated. I wish the world had more Morgan Hypers as Steel Force at Dorney is also a blast. This thing is an airtime machine and I love all of it! Your experience can vary depending on seat selection. Alway try to pick the middle of the car seats. Way smoother and comfortable. Also a lot smoother the closer to the front of the train but you end up losing the first drop airtime. Best seat on the train is the second row from the very back. Still pretty smooth and you get the nice first drop airtime pop. Helix dishes out some strong positive Gs though I’m less into positive gs personally. The star is all the airtime hills. With the old lap bars you fly and float! It’s not perfect with a few janky spots and not the best profiling on the elements but that’s the norm for steel coasters from this era. Absolutely blast and by far the best coaster in the park!

Duration Rattle Dead spots

I was expecting it to be a lot rougher. Don’t get me wrong it’s rough but tolerable. The ride has been down for most the day before I rode it so it definitely wasn’t warmed up and it lacked in airtime though I was also in the second car and guessing the airtime is better towards the back. The layout seemed promising but the pace slowed down in a lot of sections. Especially near the end.