Coaster reviews

Comfort Fun Hangtime Too short

swarm is a very fun ride but just too short but is one of the smoothest rides ive ever been on.

Airtimes First Drop Fun Headbanging Capacity Discomfort

amazing ride, very good experience but can be rough in places. the indoor bit is the best part. can be a bit short but in my opinion it is second best ride at thorpe park. :)

Comfort Fun Layout

can be fun but has quite a basic layout.

First Drop Comfort Too short

very good ride can be a bit rough but launch is very good

First Drop Location Ejectors Discomfort Lap Bar

The original 200-foot hyper coaster! The first couple rides I got on it were pretty painful with the lap bars. But my most recent ride on it turned out to be MUCH better, especially with the special effects in that third and last tunnel.

Airtimes Masterpiece Layout Lap Bar

My new favorite coaster I've been on and the only RMC I have ridden! So glad they came to Cedar Point and did their magic :-)

Inversions Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

Good gforce but that is not a pleasant ride at all.

Capacity Fun Harness Headbanging Discomfort

The only ride at this park that has decent ride ops! They launch trains at a consistent normal pace. I like the flipping sensation of 4Ds. They always make me laugh. But the harness can lead to some uncomfortable forces (especially for guys). There is also an abrupt stop right before the final flip, and it gives a final little headbang.

Launch Intensity Too short Airtimes Reliability

I do like stealth but it’s not worth waiting more than 20 minutes as the ride only last about 20 seconds. The launch is very fun but it’s not that fast and not that tall if you compare it to things such as red force or kingda ka. Even for Britain, Hyperia has beaten it with height and speed. Unfortunately, my last visit has ruined it for me. I queued up twice and it broke down both times and didn’t get a ride that day. airtime is relatively disappointing. Swarm is still better. In my opinion even Saw is better

Theming Masterpiece Intensity Too short

First time trying Oblivion and was super nervous. Being able to stand by the smoky pit on the ground is a nerve-wracking, yet exciting experience in itself, and a good deciding factor in whether or not you want to go on it. The build up to the drop is very exciting, and it's making my heart race just thinking about it after the fact! The drop is of course extremely intense, but as a first time rider, I didn't really mind the shortness or the novelty of it. This was one of the few rides I've been on where I couldn't scream or smile, simply due to how freaked out and overwhelmed I was when in the midst of the drop (the photo of me on it looks like I've literally fainted LOL). It took me a few moments until after the ride was finished to figure out whether or not I liked it. I'm still not sure a week later, and I'm desperate to try it again next year! The mist from the pit in the drop was really refreshing, and makes you feel like you were in a cold sweat from your nerves, adding to the feeling that you just put your body through something wild. I actually love how the theming is very deliberately outdated and almost like the Dance Dance Revolution graphics. Very 90s nightclub and in your face kind of gaudy, which I think they could lean into a bit more. Overall, an insanely exhilarating experience. Hilariously, I can do Oblivion without hesitation, but I've never been able to muster the courage to do Rita (or Stealth at Thorpe Park)!