Coaster reviews

Inversions Nice surprise! Smoothness Dead spots

I was shocked by how smooth this coaster was, however there were noticeable jolts. The loops were very smooth and forceful. The first drop was also pretty nice. For a coaster this old, it doesn’t disappoint. This also had the highest wait time in the park when I went.

Airtimes Intensity Smoothness Discomfort

Obviously it’s not the most comfortable ride in the world, but this coaster is actually pretty smooth and it’s great the way it is. There are surprising moments of airtime, it honestly reminds me of Pipeline’s airtime. This is definitely a very underrated coaster and should be recognized more.

Harness Rattle Dead spots

I don’t want to imaging riding this when it was Ninja. More fun to watch than it is to ride.

Theming Pace Intensity Too short

This thing HAULS every hour of the day. I’m greyed out for the entire duration of the ride. You are whipped through these inversions at an unbelievable pace. I don’t know what they did to this clone to make it run so fast. It’s so intense to they point an actually feel dizzy walking off of it and I can’t feel my legs. Amazing ride!

Masterpiece Ejectors Duration

Additional Pro, Theming. This is complete insanity. Nothing else needs to be said. My #1.

Lap Bar Pace Masterpiece

This was the first coaster I rode at Cedar Point and I can understand how this would be some people’s favorite coaster. It’s butter smooth and maintains a fast pace. This is truly an icon.

Headbanging Capacity Tear it down!

If I can give it 0 stars I would. Wth is this? HOW TF DO YOU GET HEADBANGING AT 15mph? Vekoma, I love you but cmon. Since I can only put down 3 cons here’s what I’ll put. Capacity. Heabanging. Dead Spots. Theming. Pointless. Harness. Layout. Rattle. Disappointing.

First Drop Theming Smoothness Layout

Orion is a great ride but I may have overhyped it. But I love all the lights at night and the theming is great. It’s also very smooth. Somehow I nearly blacked out on the helix which I don’t know why or how that happened. 8/10

First Drop Inversions Intensity Rattle

This is a solid and underrated coaster.

Masterpiece Intensity Duration Rattle

This ride is ridiculous at night dear lord.