Coaster reviews

Pace Smoothness Inversions

This is a decent little flying coaster, very graceful and relaxing at a sustained gentle pace. However, you feel yourself slipping out just a tiny bit on the fly-to-lie section. But overall, quite good!

First Drop Pace Fun Too short

You wold never expect someone who isn't a tiny child to give a family coaster 5 stars, but I actually love this ride. I've ridden it 37 times and it is really fun, especially when you are released from the backwards kicker-wheel lift hill and the floater airtime hill over the station. The ride is short, granted, but you can stay on and go round a few times when it is quiet sometimes and the ride operators at Paultons will let you!

Airtimes Fun Discomfort

The first time I rode Cobra, it was amazing, and I still think it is. The helixes are really fun and so are the bunny hills towards the end of the ride. The negatives, on the other hand, are it's tight turns which are uncomfortable and it is a tiny bit rough. I really like it though.

Airtimes First Drop Layout Reliability

I really like TH13TEEN, it's such a good ride and it doesn't deserve the hate that some people give it. The first drop, despite (trigger warning) having that trim brake in the middle, is actually the best part of the ride in my opinion. The S-bends before the (spoiler warning) freefall drop tracks are really fun and the drop tracks itself is intimidating the first time you ride, but after that it is quite fun. It is usually closed for the first half half an hour to 2 hours of the day which is very annoying for people like me who want to start their day on this ride. Apart from that, it's brilliant!

Location Pace Fun Lap Bar

Storm chaser is a really fun, family thrill spinning coaster. The low-to-the-ground helixes are fun and the first drop takes you by surprise. It's cool how the first turn goes over the Tornado Springs sign. The lap bar does dig into you on the S-bends, which can cause mild stomach discomfort but apart from that, it's really good!

Theming Rattle Too short Layout

It's just a tiny kids coaster. I like the way they incorporated the old Flying Frog into this and you do get a tiny bit of airtime, but it's a bit rough and I feel like the layout should do a bit more.

First Drop Lap Bar Comfort Too short

A really fun family ride. The first drop is cool an is better than the final helix in my opinion

First Drop Theming Launch Layout Intensity

I haven't ridden this thing for 6 years but from what I remember, it's a solid indoor coaster, which has a fun launch, drop and great theming. The ratio of dark ride to roller coaster isn't great, I think there should be a bit more of a coaster section. It also should be slightly less scary and intense, especially if families with young children want to ride. I liked it, it's funa Nd the launch really does take you by surprise!

Airtimes Launch Too short Discomfort Intensity

Now, Rita. Rita is alright, the airtime on the launch is good. But the ride just feels too intense for what it is. It's rattly, uncomfortable and too short. I've only ridden it once and haven't (and don't particularly want to) go back on it.

First Drop Pace Fun Theming Reliability Lap Bar

Spinball is a fun ride with good drops, especially the two that go into the horseshoe elements and the horseshoe elements themselves. The intensity of the last helixes sometimes takes you by surprise. However, Spinball's lap bar isn't the best, there isn't much theming around the ride and it is not very reliable. I rode yesterday and broke down just as we entered the station (luckily.) As a whole, Spinball is a decent ride and is worth a ride when you visit!

Airtimes Fun Ejectors Rattle

I love Wicker Man, it's an amazing family thrill coaster. I love its ejectors passing through the structure for the second time and the first drop over the large airtime hill. Yes, it has a rattle but that adds to the fun and thrill of it.

Theming Inversions Intensity

I rode this beast yesterday and omg, it was very intense but it was an awesome experience! The corkscrews are great and the g-force as you traverse the layout are unbeatable and give you such a rush!

Airtimes First Drop Masterpiece Harness

I love this thing, it's amazing. It's such a rush as you descend into the hole after the first drop. The harness sometimes is either too tight or too loose, but most of the time it's perfect!