Reviews
  • Flynn C. 2 months ago

    First Drop Intensity Ejectors

    Hyperion surprised me - I honestly assumed that Zadra would be my favourite but this mega gave me something to think about. Back gives you an insane whip over the hills and the element of surprise...

  • Flynn C. 2 months ago

    Airtimes Intensity Layout Rattle

    What a ride. Best wooden in the country for the ride itself (Wickerman pips for overall experience) - fantastic airtime and a long layout that does not let up. It is not butter smooth, definitely can ...

  • Flynn C. 2 months ago

    Comfort Fun Theming

    Such a relaxing ride and surprisingly comfortable. The 'backwards' / on your back portion is so fun. Makes a great break from the more intense rides of the park but does desperately need retheming and...

  • Flynn C. 2 months ago

    Inversions Masterpiece

    So, nemesis is not a ride to my taste - I like drops, hangs and airtime and nemesis delivers none of that. But I can acknowledge how insane this little beast is, and I still love it. It is excellently...

  • Flynn C. 2 months ago

    Inversions Pace Smoothness

    3 rides, front(ISH), back and middle(ISH). All are good in their own right. Think the only thing that describes this ride is bonkers. On par with Hyperia for funky elements that feel indescribable. ...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Another kiddie coaster and it's fine - one of the better and certainly better than a bog standard tivoli. Nice and low to the ground but the theming is a bit trash in this area.

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Theming Inversions Duration Rattle

    This one surprised me. It is known that I am not an inversion heavy person, positive g's are not my bag. YET Smiler has won me over. The sheer mania of not really knowing where you are in the ride is ...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Theming Masterpiece

    Prefacing this with - this is meant to be a family ride, so do not expect be super intense but also... in the same vane do not expect it to be tame. The theming is literally world class, especially fo...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    First Drop Too short

    Right. This is a real one trick pony. Being the first B&M dive coaster it is a bit of a novelty, and the sheer ridiculous nature of building the drop in to the ground is so sick. The drop is good, the...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Launch Harness Discomfort

    Honestly, this ride is nearing the end of its life. The launch is punchy, and only shadows to stealth. However, it is rough and rickety so everything after the launch is rendered distracted forcelessn...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    First Drop Nice surprise! Fun Too short

    I desperately wish the trim on the drop was not there because even with it, the drop rivals most at the park. The layout to the shed is a bit meandering, and should be longer with more elements but it...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Fun Capacity

    It is not the best maurer spinner in the country, Dragon's Fury has that title, but it is still solid. Could use better blending in to the surrounding themed areas - sticks out so much, and has done f...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Location Masterpiece Duration

    'Choo Choo'. I love this ride, and for the most part I love it because the ops clearly have the time of their life running this one. It's pot luck how many cycles you get, if it's quiet and the last r...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    A retrospective. I remember loving this ride when I was younger, and vividly remember it getting rougher and rougher, until it was unrideable. Corkscrew was a game changer for the UK and I am glad Alt...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Discomfort

    This was the most painful spinning wild mouse I have ever done. Poorly maintained, laterals are painful. Get the cred and go.

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Discomfort Pointless

    Rattle rattle. Insanely sharp brakes when not fully loaded - not much redeeming about this at all.

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Layout

    I have to give my kudos the Drayton. The theming (and retheming of Frontier Falls) is fantastic. The ride is insanely smooth (never ridden anything this smooth before) and is utterly unique. Cycle 1 i...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Intensity Discomfort

    The new trains are pretty comfortable (albeit ugly), so imagine my surprise to find that the inversions were really quite rough and headache inducing. Either way, the zero-g roll is fantastic and the ...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Comfort Smoothness

    Quite a forceless family boomerang, but does it's job and is fairly smooth. The theming is out of place and jumbled, but hopefully they will capture it in to the western area and make it look the part...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Theming

    A bit slow, but lovely custom layout and theming, very relaxing :D

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Smoothness

    Nice little kiddie coaster, and fits perfectly in this area. Quite whippy!

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Airtimes Location Layout

    Endlessly charming, has some good airtime and I hope lives for many many more years. It is more dull than most but makes up for it in location and charm.

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Pointless

    Done similar models from fabbri, and this one really sucks. Completely forceless, next to no spin - just a bit of a dud.

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Intensity Discomfort

    Looking really dingy, and quite rough throughout. However, it is very unique and surprisingly forceful with good laterals. Think if they did some work and made the throughput better it could be a litt...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    First Drop Intensity Rattle Headbanging

    Okay, if this coaster was even 50% smoother - it would be an sleeper hit intensity monster (I do love the feeling the old vekoma drops give). However, this by far gave me the worst headache from any r...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    It's a tivoli, it does the thing.

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Location Duration Intensity

    I can only describe Vampire as dated and strange. It was not uncomfortable or rough for me, but it just did not do very much which I do think is a tell of it's age (and the fact arrow coasters seem to...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Launch Hangtime Discomfort Layout

    I have a bone to pick with Mandrill and that is why did you choose looks over feeling. It's quite bouncy, so the backwards portion in particular can feel nauseating and the helix is useless. However, ...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Fun

    If I were to pick a ride that I would say is the most FUN this would be in my top 3. An unbalanced car on this is so stupid, giggle inducing and wickedly unpredictable and intense for it's stature. It...

  • Flynn C. 9 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Hangtime Reliability

    There's no doubt about it, we have a world class ride in the UK. Yes it is on the shorter side, which I am personally okay with just because of how intense the ride feels. That first drop is pure magi...