Coaster reviews

Inversions Launch Intensity

absolutely amazing b&m looper. super great launch on this, and the inversions are super whippy and intense. a top tier b&m, and one of the best coasters made by b&m

First Drop Inversions Fun Rattle Capacity

very fun coaster, love the first drop and the inversions are rlly fun. has a bit of a rattle to it, and has really bad capacity, but outside of that, it's quite good

Airtimes Fun Ejectors Harness Discomfort

this would be a very good coaster if the restraints weren't the absolute worst. good ejector, but premier really needs to get better restraints for their coasters.

First Drop Location Fun Too short

a very fun, compact eurofighter. far from their best, bit too short, but a very great first drop, and some solid inversions.

Inversions Layout Hangtime

b&m went "yeah lets take lsd and design a coaster" and it resulted in this coaster

Airtimes Fun Ejectors Rattle Discomfort

i think this might take the cake for the most janky coaster i've ever rode

Airtimes First Drop Rattle

love the first drop, and there's a shockingly great amount of airtime on this. it also happens to be one of the most janky coasters of all time too

Dead spots

tied with the arkansas twister for the least forceful ride i've ever been on

Location Fun Rattle Dead spots

very fun drops, but generally very forceless. it's crazy that all of the forces you'd expect on this coaster are done on a coaster half the size at the same park (cornball express)

Fun Discomfort Dead spots

very great drop on this one. that is the only reason why this is higher than a 2.5/5

Airtimes Fun Ejectors

my second favorite b&m hyper. runs amazing, has top tier airtime, and the downwards helix is one of the most intense elements i've experienced on a b&m hyper.

First Drop Fun Rattle Dead spots

would be half a star higher if 1/3 of this ride's layout wasn't a mid course break run

Theming Dead spots

as a coaster, this is very bad. it is just one drop and that's it, so that's why my rating is lower than it probably should be. as a dark ride, this is very great, but this website isn't for rating dark rides, sooooo

Airtimes Fun Capacity Harness

some good airtime, and the launches give a great boost to it. i do not like the restraints at all whatsoever, and the capacity on it is very bad.

Theming Fun Duration Discomfort

i'm not the hugest fan of straddled seating, not all that comfortable to me. outside of that, though, this is one of the best family coasters ever, and the theming on it is insanely good.

Airtimes Fun Ejectors Rattle

great airtime and lats on this thing. runs quite rough, but it adds some character to the ride, and the airtime is so good, that i don't really care that much about it

First Drop Inversions Fun Too short

this one's just really fun. the first drop on this is 100% the best part, one of the most intimidating drops i've experienced. the rest of the ride is really good, nothing crazy, but the immelmans give you some nice hangtime, and the splash effect is super fun.

Inversions Intensity Layout Discomfort

very good layout on this one with some really intense moments at points. unfortunately it is a b&m standup, so it hurts really bad.

Airtimes First Drop Location

a very good cci woodie. consistently good airtime, runs very well, and i adore its location, being straight up on the beach. wouldn't consider it one of the best woodies out there, but still really fun,

Inversions Fun Intensity Too short

one of the strangest layouts b&m has made, but wow, this ride is shockingly intense. the immelman and zero-g roll are amazing to me, so intense and whippy. i just wish it did more after the first 3 inversions.

Airtimes Fun Rattle

does this coaster run like a shopping cart going down a hill made out of nothing but pebbles? yes. i have no defense of that. but god damn this thing has amazing airtime and drops. very wild

Theming Fun Discomfort

the addition of theming is cool, but outside of that, you can just skip this one

First Drop Intensity Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

it is absurd how a ride that is generally considered to be very good is absolutely ruined by its trains. kills almost all of the enjoyment that this ride has.

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors Too short

some of the best elements i've ever experienced on an rmc, shame that this ride is so short.

Fun Discomfort

your average maurer mouse. they run worse than the ones made by mack, but they have good lats.

Airtimes Ejectors Dead spots

this one has very minimal restraints, and because of that, there is some insane ejector on these drops. not a fan of the helixes, though, they're very drawn out and forceless

Nice surprise! Location Fun

this ride definitely rides like a coaster built during the 20s, but to me, that's honestly the best part of the ride to me. this would be really boring if it didn't run like this, the roughness makes it really fun to me.

Intensity Layout Discomfort

i don't know if it's just me, but this one hurts more than most of the other stand-ups i've been on. the layout is quite good, but it's hard to enjoy because of how much these trains hurt

Location Fun Too short

a bit short for an alpine coaster, but it ain't bad.

Airtimes Rattle Discomfort

good airtime, but it ran really badly. unsurprising that it got converted into an rmc