Coaster reviews

Theming Nice surprise! Dead spots

this is a strange roller coaster but a really fun dark ride

Theming Fun Duration Dead spots

an insanely fun mine train with immaculate theming. absolute classic for a reason. some dead spots, though, that’s a problem with every mine train though

Fun Dead spots

it does the job

Fun Intensity Reliability

not as rough as i was expecting, pretty intense. it was like only open for 3 hours while i was there though lol

Inversions Pace Intensity

have all the batman clones i’ve rode rated but this is the only one i’ll give a full review on. because god, this thing hauls and is insanely intense. my feet always get insanely numb after writing this. awesome coaster, best batman clone by far

Inversions Fun

this feels like what happens when you debuff a floorless coaster

Fun Rattle

jank but kinda fun

Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

i greyed out on this coaster. that is Very funny to me

Airtimes Masterpiece Ejectors

absolutely absurd to me that this is at my home park. one of the best coasters ever, perfect in every way.

First Drop Fun Dead spots

wish the wild mouse section had more lats, great first drop though

Airtimes Comfort Fun

such a fun hyper. not much to say outside of that

First Drop Location Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

the 2 stars are entirely because of the first 15 seconds of the ride. amazing first drop and first 2 inversions. it's a shame that the rest of the ride feels like it was designed by a lobotomized person

Airtimes Pace Fun

the best coaster in the park when mr. freeze is down (which is most of the time)

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors Rattle Dead spots

rattly? yes. is the middle section super slow? yes. but there is some awesome airtime on this outside of the middle section. first section has great floater, and the last few hills have some great ejector. real good coaster outside of the rattle and the middle section being entirely unnecessary

Location Fun Duration

a really long alpine coaster that is a ton of fun. tied with rocky top for the best alpine coaster i've rode

Fun Rattle Capacity Reliability

ik there's more cons than pros listed here, but this ride was super fun. i was lucky to get 2 rides on it before it closed down for the rest of the day, bobcat is likely much better than this though lol

First Drop Inversions Intensity Rattle Headbanging

would be the best invert ever if the track didn't feel like driving on a state highway that hasn't been paved in 15 years. but wow, the pros of this ride are really dang strong

Fun Intensity Rattle Too short

why is it so intense and why does it rattle so much

Location Fun Capacity

a really decent alpine coaster in the beautiful town of banner elk. was it worth the hour long wait? Nope no no no not a chance

Intensity Hangtime Capacity

this is probably one of the most unique coasters i’ve ever rode. the hangtime at the top is ridiculous, and there is a shocking amount of force once you get to the bottom of the drop. this ride does suffer from having the worst line in the park, as it only has a singular train, so the line for this ride moves quite slowly. outside of that, though, great ride.

Location Smoothness Dead spots

this ride just doesn’t do anything when it comes to forces, but it isn’t rough. so at least there’s that.

Airtimes First Drop Rattle Discomfort

nice airtime and a really good first drop, but the track is unfortunately made by zamperla so it’s a rattle-y mess despite being, at the time of my riding, 2 years old. i definitely think that this coaster could be good if they just got much better track.

Airtimes Intensity Layout Rattle

this thing as a real good layout. some great airtime, quite intense, albeit quite rough. the roughness does not take away from the ride whatsoever, though, it adds a lot of character to the ride weirdly enough. good coaster