Reviews • Scott Quisenberry

Maybe it's seeing childhood through rose tinted glasses, but it wasn't *that* bad. The most memorable part was how much the foam restraints stank ...

Maybe it's seeing childhood through rose tinted glasses, but it wasn't *that* bad. The most memorable part was how much the foam restraints stank of old sweat

An insane blitz of forces, with whip and ejector being the highlights. Glass smooth, decent restraints, and flawless pacing. Just expect to wait a whi...

An insane blitz of forces, with whip and ejector being the highlights. Glass smooth, decent restraints, and flawless pacing. Just expect to wait a while.

Going in I always heard that it was super short, but made up for it with above average pacing and elements. Sadly, it's both short and has meh element...

Going in I always heard that it was super short, but made up for it with above average pacing and elements. Sadly, it's both short and has meh elements. The only real standout is the wave turn, otherwise they mostly fall flat. The reverse cobra roll is especially disappointing, it's a waste of an element.

The elements are all massive, which is both a good and bad thing. They feel grand and last a long time, but lack any whip or intensity because of it. ...

The elements are all massive, which is both a good and bad thing. They feel grand and last a long time, but lack any whip or intensity because of it. The first few elements are spectacular, but it then has quite a few duds as the ride progresses, especially the inversions which all lack bite.

The slow lift in the middle is the only negative about this ride. The two halves are absolutely insane with some of the strongest ejector I've felt an...

The slow lift in the middle is the only negative about this ride. The two halves are absolutely insane with some of the strongest ejector I've felt anywhere, especially on the first drops where I somehow still get a stomach dropping sensation. Few rides still do that to me. A dueling ride just adds sprinkles

This ride feels like it shouldn't exist, yet we're blessed with a world where it does. The layout is spectacular, flying up and down the mountain thro...

This ride feels like it shouldn't exist, yet we're blessed with a world where it does. The layout is spectacular, flying up and down the mountain through the trees, with ejector filled hills and violent lateral slams mixed in. It is an endurance test, the ride will beat you up like few others do, but it's worth it for the incredible experience that the ride gives. Make absolute sure to get a night ride, it's otherworldly.

Wow, this may be the most underrated coaster of all time. The first drop has wild ejector in the back row, as do the next drop, the speed hill, and th...

Wow, this may be the most underrated coaster of all time. The first drop has wild ejector in the back row, as do the next drop, the speed hill, and the entry to the 2nd turnaround immediately after. The laterals are insane, pinning you hard to the side of the train and making it feel like it's about to derail. There are a few bumps, but it's nothing extreme and just adds to the out of control feel of the ride.

Velocicoaster is a great ride with unbelievable theming, but the intensity leaves something to be desired. The first half is full of fun little dips a...

Velocicoaster is a great ride with unbelievable theming, but the intensity leaves something to be desired. The first half is full of fun little dips and turns, but nothing crazy. The 2nd half definitely dials it up, but still every element felt weaker than I'd expect from intamin. Well, other than the mosasaurus roll which deserves all the hype it gets.

When I say lap bar as a con, I do indeed mean the new lap bars fitted for 2024. Skyrush was my #1 for years and years, but the new lap bars and bracin...

When I say lap bar as a con, I do indeed mean the new lap bars fitted for 2024. Skyrush was my #1 for years and years, but the new lap bars and bracing take away the genuinely scary laterals that the 2nd half of the ride used to have. It's still a great ride, but it's nothing beyond an average intamin hyper now, a shell of what it used to be.

Such a unique layout for an RMC, and it works phenomenally. Laterals, whip, and ejector all blend together into something beyond words. My only compla...

Such a unique layout for an RMC, and it works phenomenally. Laterals, whip, and ejector all blend together into something beyond words. My only complaint is the final transition into the brakes, it's just uncomfortable. But that's minor enough to make this my #2 overall, it's essentially perfect otherwise.

This has the single strongest moment of laterals I've ever felt on a coaster. Ride in one of the front two rows alone to see god. It's miraculously...

This has the single strongest moment of laterals I've ever felt on a coaster. Ride in one of the front two rows alone to see god. It's miraculously smooth with solid airtime as well, and funky single position lap bars. Make the trip here if you're in NYC, it's worth it.

It really does feel like riding shopping cart being thrown down a flight of stairs. The hard fiberglass lap bar gave me nasty bruises on my hips from ...

It really does feel like riding shopping cart being thrown down a flight of stairs. The hard fiberglass lap bar gave me nasty bruises on my hips from getting bashed around so hard. I went for a 2nd ride to see if it was just a fluke, and that ride was even worse.

Great little stand up, very intense with some funky forces. The first drop has great floater, and the second half whips you around close to the ground...

Great little stand up, very intense with some funky forces. The first drop has great floater, and the second half whips you around close to the ground. I just wish there was more of it.

Fantastic hyper, most abundant floater of any coaster I've ridden, and b&m clamshells are wonderful as always. It's super fun flying along the river a...

Fantastic hyper, most abundant floater of any coaster I've ridden, and b&m clamshells are wonderful as always. It's super fun flying along the river and watching huge ships navigate the St Lawrence Seaway. There is a persistent rattle in the valleys that has gotten noticably worse over the last few years.

Didn't expect this to be the best ride for positives at prater (yes, better than Olympia Looping) The only problem I had was getting a bit dizzy fr...

Didn't expect this to be the best ride for positives at prater (yes, better than Olympia Looping) The only problem I had was getting a bit dizzy from the super long helices, but that's a minor gripe.

Single train shuttle coaster at great adventure is comical, but the ride itself is generally disappointing as well. It's an incredible ride for hangti...

Single train shuttle coaster at great adventure is comical, but the ride itself is generally disappointing as well. It's an incredible ride for hangtime, but that's not my favorite. The launches and airtime are weak and there's a surprising lack of whip on the far turnaround, even in the back row. It is flawlessly smooth with fantastic vest restraints though.

Maybe it's a victim of over hype or maybe I got it on a slow day, but Kawasemi just didn't do all too much. The first drop is decently intense, but no...

Maybe it's a victim of over hype or maybe I got it on a slow day, but Kawasemi just didn't do all too much. The first drop is decently intense, but none of the airtime hills were really great. Extremely smooth though!

Super fun flyer, feels like a more intense superman ultimate flight clone. The restraints were also surprisingly comfortable, just an overall enjoyabl...

Super fun flyer, feels like a more intense superman ultimate flight clone. The restraints were also surprisingly comfortable, just an overall enjoyable experience.

Hopkinsprodukt perfekt 👍 Fun cursed laterals and a cute station building, but the trains are very clearly designed for children, adults will have to ...

Hopkinsprodukt perfekt 👍 Fun cursed laterals and a cute station building, but the trains are very clearly designed for children, adults will have to fold themselves in.

An insanely punchy little ride that'll beat you up. Every hill has strong ejector, and many also toss in a nice slam of laterals too. However it track...

An insanely punchy little ride that'll beat you up. Every hill has strong ejector, and many also toss in a nice slam of laterals too. However it tracks terribly, the low turns are headache inducing.