Reviews
  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Smoothness Discomfort Pointless

    Your standard wild mouse, just a bit smoother.Pretty much the only really notable thing about this ride is the name.

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    it's mad innit

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    SBF, can you stop making coasters? Thank you.

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Airtimes Theming Nice surprise! Too short

    Can I just say that this is one of the best non-Disney family coasters I've ever been on? The theming's pretty good for such an obscure park, It's kinda intense, and even has airtime! Yes, airtime! On...

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun Too short

    Vol d'Icare... I can't help but agree with the website, it's a "weird, winged contraption". I do like it, like the rest of the Parc Asterix coasters, but it's still a family coaster. It was actually k...

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    The name says it all - this coaster is teeny-weeny. It is nothing special at all, and I wouldn't even call it a good kiddie coaster. For it's crimes, it deserves a teeny-weeny score.

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun Capacity

    I'm not even sure if this counts as a coaster, but it's here and it's a really fun ride! I'd recommend going on if the wait's not too long.

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    I guess it's technically a coaster...

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Fun Layout

    Again, I can't be too hard on this coaster. It's a simple kiddie coaster that serves it's purpose.

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Eh... it's probably the world's best wild mouse outside of the one at Blackpool, but that's a pretty easy accomplishment.

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Theming Rattle Tear it down! Layout

    I think this is actually the worst coaster that I've ever been on. It's painful, but I don't mind rough coasters that much (i like GOUDURIX, for crying out loud) if the layout's good. Now, how bad is...

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Inversions Fun Intensity Headbanging Discomfort

    I will admit, this coaster is kinda rough, but I actually got a few good rides on it on my last few visits. I'd go as far to say that I like it, even if it is a 5/10.

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Smoothness Pointless

    It's a good family coaster, yes, but Energylandia has enough family coasters already.

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    Not a spectacular coaster, but it's being replaced by a looping zyklon. Considering my ride on Turbo at Brighton Pier a few years back, the same model that'll be replacing it, Stella will ride like Sh...

  • guy perfect 4 years ago

    First Drop Fun Too short

    I wouldn't really consider this a "coaster", but it's a decent water ride. Shame the water's dirty though.

  • guy perfect 5 years ago

    Inversions Fun Intensity Dead spots

    Best SLC, hands down.

  • guy perfect 5 years ago

    First Drop Inversions Fun Too short

    I will admit, I do have some bias towards this ride. It was my first looping rollercoaster, after all, but with that said it's one of the best Eurofighters I've ever been on.

  • guy perfect 5 years ago

    First Drop Intensity Disappointing! Discomfort Tear it down!

    ...look. This is a Zyklon. With a loop. Just don't ride it. And considering one of these is going to Clacton Pier in place of Stella's Revenge, one of my first "thrill" coasters, I'm not even gonna ri...

  • guy perfect 5 years ago

    Launch Fun Intensity Rattle Too short Discomfort

    This is a good ride! Wish it could have been a bit longer. And smoother. My advice is wait until near the end of the day to ride - it's right at the entrance, so it's gonna be pretty busy. When you do...

  • guy perfect 5 years ago

    Theming

    It is a decent ride, but with that said it is a family coaster. Even with the Walking Dead theme. It's just really okay.

  • guy perfect 5 years ago

    First Drop Fun Too short

    I can't be THAT hard on this coaster. I mean, it's a fun kiddie coaster, but that's about it. Just go on Atomic Flyer instead.