Reviews • Jacob N.

A great addition for this park! They went harder than they probably needed to for the queue line theming. If the line gets longer than the number of s...

A great addition for this park! They went harder than they probably needed to for the queue line theming. If the line gets longer than the number of spots available on the train AT ALL the ride ops absolutely lock in. The ride itself is mental in the back row; some of the most violent airtime I've ever experienced. It's on the short side but it's really hard to complain about with everything else that's done right - here and at the park as a whole.

This isn't enjoyable, there's no way around it. Everything after the first drop feels like R̶a̶k̶a̶s̶h̶a̶ Nebraska's wrath is just a drunken father t...

This isn't enjoyable, there's no way around it. Everything after the first drop feels like R̶a̶k̶a̶s̶h̶a̶ Nebraska's wrath is just a drunken father taking his uncontrollable anger out on you, a mere mortal. We were on the right side in the third row, take that for what you will but having both good seats and beat-the-crap-out-of-you seats doesn't make for a good ride - especially one that is brand new.

do I detect a S L I G H T R A T T L E ? No but seriously for a brand new ride you'd think it wouldn't ride like a paint shaker. It wasn't THAT bad, I...

do I detect a S L I G H T R A T T L E ? No but seriously for a brand new ride you'd think it wouldn't ride like a paint shaker. It wasn't THAT bad, I honestly found it to be a relaxing little ride - keyword "little" - but what IS bad is the capacity. 1 train ops are never a good sign, and is probably the reason this one's the only other ride besides glizzy to be on the quick queue plus list.

This really is just a dark ride using roller coaster track (ooo but I mean there's a chain lift!) but idk I'm just kind of a sucker for things like th...

This really is just a dark ride using roller coaster track (ooo but I mean there's a chain lift!) but idk I'm just kind of a sucker for things like this. The new for 2024 effects enhanced the ride pretty well too! Just hard to rank it very highly in the context of all rollercoasters.

Really not sure why people are upset this is closed for the year, you're not missing much. This is really rough, and no it's not the usual quirky ratt...

Really not sure why people are upset this is closed for the year, you're not missing much. This is really rough, and no it's not the usual quirky rattle you should expect on an older woodie, it's to a genuinely painful magnitude. One of few woodies I hope gets RMC'd.

It's short. It's a one-trick-pony. But by golly as a kid having this closed for maintenance almost the entire day I was there, reopening in the last f...

It's short. It's a one-trick-pony. But by golly as a kid having this closed for maintenance almost the entire day I was there, reopening in the last few hours, and finally getting to ride it is one of my favorite coaster memories of all time. That launch was unmatched.

We had to repeatedly ride this before we got a ride with a considerable amount of flipping. That ride was great! The other 5 rides in which it maybe f...

We had to repeatedly ride this before we got a ride with a considerable amount of flipping. That ride was great! The other 5 rides in which it maybe flipped once the entire way down? Not as much, and we were riding the supposedly "more intense" side too.

This is above and beyond the quality of a ride you'd expect from a park like this, and alone actually has a chance of putting Iowa on the map for coas...

This is above and beyond the quality of a ride you'd expect from a park like this, and alone actually has a chance of putting Iowa on the map for coasters. It is insane this only has lapbars but it's incredible. If you press me, it's maybe a bit short, but that's honestly to be expected for a ride like this.

Look, I really don't want to use the word "overrated" because for many this coaster is legitimately as good as they say it is. The layout is top notch...

Look, I really don't want to use the word "overrated" because for many this coaster is legitimately as good as they say it is. The layout is top notch, and the pacing is relentless the entire way through... but for me the repeated bunny hills, especially towards the end, that just slam you into the already-not-that-comfortable restraint over and over just gets to be a bit too much.

Getting a back row ride over that first drop is like the coaster yanking you down with it, it's incredible. The rest of the layout's great too, the di...

Getting a back row ride over that first drop is like the coaster yanking you down with it, it's incredible. The rest of the layout's great too, the disorienting spinning makes every re-ride unique, though the launches are a bit weak but that's basically as if you were pointing a gun at me saying I HAD to say something bad about the ride.

Sure, my rating is based off the best ride I had on it - night ride with the fireworks going off as we were going up the lift - but even still, as a f...

Sure, my rating is based off the best ride I had on it - night ride with the fireworks going off as we were going up the lift - but even still, as a floater junkie I don't really have an issue calling this one of my favorites.

Even for a family coaster the first... "drop" (if you can call it that) is underwhelming. Also 1 train ops with some of the rows roped off. Not exactl...

Even for a family coaster the first... "drop" (if you can call it that) is underwhelming. Also 1 train ops with some of the rows roped off. Not exactly worth that wait.

Named "the immortal coaster" for a reason. I have yet to be letdown by Millie's persistent high-speed pace throughout the entire course, and MAN that ...

Named "the immortal coaster" for a reason. I have yet to be letdown by Millie's persistent high-speed pace throughout the entire course, and MAN that first drop! No, it doesn't launch you into the restraint 15 times and leave you with sore thighs but the adrenaline rush more than makes up for it.

I'm very much in a minority that's not all that into RMCs. I don't dislike them, it's more of a - and this might be because I'm a bit of a bigger dude...

I'm very much in a minority that's not all that into RMCs. I don't dislike them, it's more of a - and this might be because I'm a bit of a bigger dude - being thrown into a restraint repeatedly is not my idea of a good time. This one though, for whatever reason, did it for me.

My first coaster with inversions... the nostalgic side of me wishes it hadn't been torn down but just about every other side of me? yeah, probably a g...

My first coaster with inversions... the nostalgic side of me wishes it hadn't been torn down but just about every other side of me? yeah, probably a good idea.