Jacob N. - Reviews

Really not sure why people are upset this is closed for the year, you're not missing much. This is really rough, and no it's not the usual quirky rattle you should expect on an older woodie, it's to a...

Really not sure why people are upset this is closed for the year, you're not missing much. This is really rough, and no it's not the usual quirky rattle you should expect on an older woodie, it's to a genuinely painful magnitude. One of few woodies I hope gets RMC'd.

This really is just a flat dark ride using roller coaster track (ooo but I mean there's a chain lift!) but idk I'm just kind of a sucker for things like this. The new for 2024 effects enhanced the rig...

This really is just a flat dark ride using roller coaster track (ooo but I mean there's a chain lift!) but idk I'm just kind of a sucker for things like this. The new for 2024 effects enhanced the right pretty well too! Just hard to rank it very highly in the context of all rollercoasters.

It's short. It's a one-trick-pony. But by golly as a kid having this closed for maintenance almost the entire day I was there, reopening in the last few hours, and finally getting to ride it is one of...

It's short. It's a one-trick-pony. But by golly as a kid having this closed for maintenance almost the entire day I was there, reopening in the last few hours, and finally getting to ride it is one of my favorite coaster memories of all time. That launch was unmatched.

We had to repeatedly ride this before we got a ride with a considerable amount of flipping. That ride was great! The other 5 rides in which it maybe flipped once the entire way down? Not as much, and ...

We had to repeatedly ride this before we got a ride with a considerable amount of flipping. That ride was great! The other 5 rides in which it maybe flipped once the entire way down? Not as much, and we were riding the supposedly "more intense" side too.

This is above and beyond the quality of a ride you'd expect from a park like this, and alone actually has a chance of putting Iowa on the map for coasters. It is insane this only has lapbars but it's ...

This is above and beyond the quality of a ride you'd expect from a park like this, and alone actually has a chance of putting Iowa on the map for coasters. It is insane this only has lapbars but it's incredible. If you press me, it's maybe a bit short, but that's honestly to be expected for a ride like this.

Look, I really don't want to use the word "overrated" because for many this coaster is legitimately as good as they say it is. The layout is top notch, and the pacing is relentless the entire way thro...

Look, I really don't want to use the word "overrated" because for many this coaster is legitimately as good as they say it is. The layout is top notch, and the pacing is relentless the entire way through... but for me the repeated bunny hills, especially towards the end, that just slam you into the already-not-that-comfortable restraint over and over just gets to be a bit too much.

Getting a back row ride over that first drop is like the coaster yanking you down with it, it's incredible. The rest of the layout's great too, the disorienting spinning makes every re-ride unique, th...

Getting a back row ride over that first drop is like the coaster yanking you down with it, it's incredible. The rest of the layout's great too, the disorienting spinning makes every re-ride unique, though the launches are a bit weak but that's basically as if you were pointing a gun at me saying I HAD to say something bad about the ride.

Sure, my rating is based off the best ride I had on it - night ride with the fireworks going off as we were going up the lift - but even still, as a floater junkie I don't really have an issue calling...

Sure, my rating is based off the best ride I had on it - night ride with the fireworks going off as we were going up the lift - but even still, as a floater junkie I don't really have an issue calling this one of my favorites.

Named "the immortal coaster" for a reason. I have yet to be letdown by Millie's persistent high-speed pace throughout the entire course, and MAN that first drop! No, it doesn't launch you into the res...

Named "the immortal coaster" for a reason. I have yet to be letdown by Millie's persistent high-speed pace throughout the entire course, and MAN that first drop! No, it doesn't launch you into the restraint 15 times and leave you with sore thighs but the adrenaline rush more than makes up for it.

I'm very much in a minority that's not all that into RMCs. I don't dislike them, it's more of a - and this might be because I'm a bit of a bigger dude - being thrown into a restraint repeatedly is not...

I'm very much in a minority that's not all that into RMCs. I don't dislike them, it's more of a - and this might be because I'm a bit of a bigger dude - being thrown into a restraint repeatedly is not my idea of a good time. This one though, for whatever reason, did it for me.