Coaster reviews

Discomfort Pointless

It’s a zamperla kiddie coaster so it’s pretty jerky and pointless. Really just a credit count booster.

Discomfort Pointless

Boring and is pretty uncomfortable, really just your average zamperla kiddie coaster, which isn’t a good thing because zamperla makes some of the worst kids coasters.

Theming Discomfort Pointless

It’s the best of the worst. These zamperla kiddie coasters do nothing and hurt but this one is the least painful of the ones I’ve ridden and has solid theming for a kiddie coaster.

Rattle Discomfort Pointless

Very slow and pointless ride. Most of the ride isn’t rough but their is a few moments where the train just violently shakes.

Pointless

This coaster is tame even for kiddie coaster standards. This is also a hard credit to get because if you are over 54 inches you cannot ride it even if you would be riding with a kid, so I am glad I have a rare credit.

Smoothness Discomfort Pointless

It’s pretty much the same as all of the other vekoma junior coasters, however on this one I was riding with a fat guy who pinned me to the side of the train so that made the experience a bit uncomfortable.

Smoothness Pointless

Average vekoma junior coaster, it’s smooth but boring.

Location Smoothness Pointless

It’s got a cool location in the woods and over a creek, but other than that it’s just your average vekoma junior coaster, smooth and boring.

Theming Smoothness Capacity Pointless

Just your average kiddie coaster spruced up with theming, but that comes at the cost of a longer wait time.

Smoothness Pointless

Really just another credit but at least it’s smooth.

Smoothness Pointless

Doesn’t do anything but at least it doesn’t beat you up.

Smoothness Pointless

My first coaster so that’s good. From what I remember it was a smooth ride but didn’t really do anything, definitely an above average kiddie coaster though.

Fun Pointless

One of the better kiddie coasters with those sort of fun hills but still doesn’t really do anything.

Location Pointless

It’s completely over water so that’s different. Plus it’s an E&F Miler so it’s an above average kiddie coaster but it’s still just a kiddie coaster at the end of the day.

Location Pointless

It’s kind of tucked in the woods and it’s an E&F Miler so it’s one of the better kiddie coasters I’ve ridden but it still doesn’t really do anything.

Fun Discomfort

It’s probably the best kiddie coaster I’ve ridden because of those hills that sort of bounce you, I wouldn’t really call it airtime but it’s still fun but at the same time those hills sort of hurt. Some people definitely overrate because for me it’s still just a kiddie coaster.

Location Discomfort Pointless

A completely forceless ride with a couple of horrendous transitions. At least it looks in its wooded location.

Theming Duration Rattle Pointless

It’s a long ride with some surprising theming but it does absolutely nothing in terms of the actual ride and it isn’t the smoothest coaster either.

Location Pointless

It’s got a nice wooded location but the ride itself does nothing. At least it doesn’t really have any jerky transitions.

Theming Pointless

It’s a rare credit that in very lucky to have. It doesn’t pull any forces but at least you can relax and enjoy all of the Jurassic park theming around you.

Location Pointless

It’s slow and does nothing but at least it’s fairly comfortable and it looks nice in the woods.

Pointless

One of the first coasters I rode so that’s cool but it’s a very boring and pointless coaster.

Pointless

It just really doesn’t do anything but it’s fairly comfortable at least.

Pointless

Just a family woodie so it really doesn’t do anything. It isn’t inherently terrible though.

Theming Pointless

It has cool theming but the actual ride itself does nothing at all.

Smoothness Pointless Airtimes

This ride literally does nothing.

Smoothness Pointless Airtimes

This ride literally does nothing.

Smoothness Disappointing! Pointless Airtimes

This coaster has literally no force.

Rattle Dead spots Layout

It has 1 nice floater hill but the rest of the ride is slow, forceless and even is rough at points. I’m not sure how this side is so much worse than the other one but it is.

Location Dead spots

It’s a cool looking ride but it’s very slow and boring.