Reviews • Carter Eckhart

This ride feels slower than a monorail, yet the transitions are so jerky and badly profiled that they still manage to deliver an absurd level of pain...

This ride feels slower than a monorail, yet the transitions are so jerky and badly profiled that they still manage to deliver an absurd level of pain. Despite how the front of the ride looks, the inside of the building is just a big metal box completely void of any theming. Overall the pure torture in both boredom and pain that this coaster inflicts combine to make it one of the worst I’ve ridden.

It used to be a coin toss whether you would get a decent ride or a bad and painful ride on this. However in recent years, every ride on this is worse ...

It used to be a coin toss whether you would get a decent ride or a bad and painful ride on this. However in recent years, every ride on this is worse than either of those 2 previous scenarios. This coaster is ridiculously rough and the transitions are just downright awful. You have to ride defensively throughout the entire ride and that still won’t stop all of the pain. And to top it all off you end the ride with the most painful part of the ride, this horrendous transition going into the brake run that no other SLC has. On top of the ride feeling like it’s going to fall apart, it also looks like it’s going to fall apart too. Not only is the paint fading, but it’s completely peeling at many points as well. This coaster does pull some force but not much and I personally think that these SLC’s just have pretty boring layouts. Overall this coaster just plain sucks, unless you enjoy having your head be smashed to pieces.

An extremely boring and slow coaster, and every time you go more than 5 mph the ride feels like it’s going to fall apart and murders you with roughnes...

An extremely boring and slow coaster, and every time you go more than 5 mph the ride feels like it’s going to fall apart and murders you with roughness. Plus the transitions feel like they were designed on paper by a 5 year old. Honestly the best part about this ride was the random pool in the middle of the coaster. Overall the ride was pointless, painful and one of the worst coasters I’ve ridden.

You start with the backwards lift which is actually pretty fun as you are hanging there facing straight at the ground. Then you drop and traverse the ...

You start with the backwards lift which is actually pretty fun as you are hanging there facing straight at the ground. Then you drop and traverse the layout forwards. This section is alright, nowhere near as intense as a normal boomerang and a bit of a rattle plus some discomfort with how bulky the restraint is and the little bit of head banging you get during the cobra roll. So far not good but nothing too bad. But then you hit the forwards lift hill and the ride turns to garbage. Your legs flop down due to being at the vertical angle and the back of your knees dig into the the seat and stay there for the rest of the ride, causing searing pain and visible marks. This is truly one of the worst and most painful coasters I’ve ridden.

The new trains didn’t make this better at all, in fact they made it worse. The ride is still insanely rough, and instead of head banging you now get t...

The new trains didn’t make this better at all, in fact they made it worse. The ride is still insanely rough, and instead of head banging you now get thigh crushing and horrible back pain from the awful seat mold which in my opinion is definitely worse. For sure one of the worst coasters I’ve ridden.

This one definitely runs faster than the KD one which actually makes it worse. The ride is very rough and the jerky transitions are extremely painful,...

This one definitely runs faster than the KD one which actually makes it worse. The ride is very rough and the jerky transitions are extremely painful, it gave me a headache which never happens on coasters for me. Plus since the coaster is in complete darkness you can barely see the upcoming horrible transitions and you have no time to brace for them. Even though this one runs faster than the one at KD, it still feels like it’s going to valley at many points and the ride is just pretty forceless overall. Even the launch on this one didn’t do anything for me. Overall this ride does nothing and hurts like crazy, a perfect recipe for one of the worst coasters I’ve ridden.

It’s already my least favorite wild mouse because it pulls zero force, even the hairpin turns give no laterals. However they had to make the ride way ...

It’s already my least favorite wild mouse because it pulls zero force, even the hairpin turns give no laterals. However they had to make the ride way worse than it already was by adding that stupid horn. That thing might be the most annoying sound I have ever heard in my life. I put discomfort as a con not because the ride itself hurts, in fact the one good thing about the coaster is that it’s butter smooth and it doesn’t have any bad transitions, but because the horn is actually painful. My ears wanted to explode every time that darn thing went off. It’s the only coaster I’ve ridden where the theming made the ride worse.

Boring and is pretty uncomfortable, really just your average zamperla kiddie coaster, which isn’t a good thing because zamperla makes some of the wors...

Boring and is pretty uncomfortable, really just your average zamperla kiddie coaster, which isn’t a good thing because zamperla makes some of the worst kids coasters.

It’s the best of the worst. These zamperla kiddie coasters do nothing and hurt but this one is the least painful of the ones I’ve ridden and has solid...

It’s the best of the worst. These zamperla kiddie coasters do nothing and hurt but this one is the least painful of the ones I’ve ridden and has solid theming for a kiddie coaster.

This coaster is tame even for kiddie coaster standards. This is also a hard credit to get because if you are over 54 inches you cannot ride it even if...

This coaster is tame even for kiddie coaster standards. This is also a hard credit to get because if you are over 54 inches you cannot ride it even if you would be riding with a kid, so I am glad I have a rare credit.

It’s pretty much the same as all of the other vekoma junior coasters, however on this one I was riding with a fat guy who pinned me to the side of the...

It’s pretty much the same as all of the other vekoma junior coasters, however on this one I was riding with a fat guy who pinned me to the side of the train so that made the experience a bit uncomfortable.

My first coaster so that’s good. From what I remember it was a smooth ride but didn’t really do anything, definitely an above average kiddie coaster t...

My first coaster so that’s good. From what I remember it was a smooth ride but didn’t really do anything, definitely an above average kiddie coaster though.

It’s completely over water so that’s different. Plus it’s an E&F Miler so it’s an above average kiddie coaster but it’s still just a kiddie coaster at...

It’s completely over water so that’s different. Plus it’s an E&F Miler so it’s an above average kiddie coaster but it’s still just a kiddie coaster at the end of the day.

It’s probably the best kiddie coaster I’ve ridden because of those hills that sort of bounce you, I wouldn’t really call it airtime but it’s still fun...

It’s probably the best kiddie coaster I’ve ridden because of those hills that sort of bounce you, I wouldn’t really call it airtime but it’s still fun but at the same time those hills sort of hurt. Some people definitely overrate because for me it’s still just a kiddie coaster.

It’s a rare credit that in very lucky to have. It doesn’t pull any forces but at least you can relax and enjoy all of the Jurassic park theming around...

It’s a rare credit that in very lucky to have. It doesn’t pull any forces but at least you can relax and enjoy all of the Jurassic park theming around you.